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SOUNCLOUDS THAT COME TO YOUR MOM’S HOUSE WITH FLOWERS   Leave a comment

Is this your fucking father? Because if so your life is terrible. You’ve got real problems when his shirt is too big to contain his gut. Is it because his gut is his point of pride? When you’re at the mall and people are staring he tells you about how he had to drink millions of beers and eat 56 more tonnes of food than he needed to over his life. But if that’s not enough, did you know your dad likes to go Bangkok to nail teenage whores like there will be no more teenage whores left? It’s true. As the great artists had paint and canvas through which to express themselves and the poets the pen and the paper, your dad has teenage whores. That’s your life, don’t wear it out. Big LOLs all around. MUSIC IS AFTER THAT FUCKIN’ JUMP:

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SOUNDCLOUDS ARE CALLING YOUR MOM UP ON THE PHONE AND TALKING TO HER   Leave a comment

In the year 2185 people will be flying spaceships into giant vaginas and calling it “Astro Sex”. There will be robots that you will be able to beat on instead of your kids. There will also be soundclouds but they will actually be clouds that make sounds and it actually might suck because you’ll be chilling in the park on a date and all you will be hearing is Coolio’s “Gangsta’s Paradise”. Hearing these would be better:

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