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DID YOU GO TO THE PARTY LAST NIGHT?   1 comment

Did you know that when you put your ear up against a Grammy award you can hear the sound of money being printed? Oh hi. Didn’t see you there. I’m David Oswald Guetta. Did you make it to the party last night? It was fucked. There was blow everywhere. It was as if the party was held in a snow globe. A snow globe that gets you high. It was crazy.


There was like some astro-space black dude there who djed with me called Bill-I-Am and he is from a place called Black Iced Peace. He is a pretty cool for an alien. He did the most blow of all of us. What a champ. We didn’t play any of these songs that are posted AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP! We just listened Sean Kingston sing all of Justin Bieber’s songs while Fergie shot ping pong balls out of her asshole and pussy at the same time.

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BONUS   Leave a comment

Here’s some extra shit because it’s a long weekend. It’s fucking Family Day weekend so you can listen to this music and fuck your family. No, we’re just kidding, don’t do that. Oh fuck, you did. That’s gonna be an awkward Christmas.

This one sounds like you’re at Dracula’s office Christmas party and you had too much to drink:

Flonko – Bants Bootleg (mediafire)

This one sounds like you are in a fucking factory that makes space lazers in the year 2123. And your dog died but you’re happy because he was terrible:

Figure & Will Bailey – Move (Drumstep Mix) (mediafire)

This one sounds like you fell in love with a girl from Ajax, Ontario and she is calling you up just to get you to drive her around in your car but she might still touch your penis when you make her smoke weed. And it’s smooth shit:

Bling Dawg & Jovi Rockwell – I’m Free (mediafire)

This one sounds like someone took your favourite fucking song and remixed it and you’re like “I never fucking knew anyone else even knew about this song”

Ward 21 – President (mediafire)

 

 

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