Archive for the ‘electro house’ Tag

SOUNDCLOUDS FROM THE STREETS OF FUCK CITY!   3 comments

When was the last time you shit your pants? 10 years ago? 15 years ago? 1 year ago? If you answered yes to the last one then you have a problem. You are either a baby, a homeless person or a human vegetable. If that is the case we ask: How did you manage to go on the internet, find this blog and be able to read it? You should not be able to do that. Science just won’t fucking allow it. Stop disrespecting science and get yourself a fucking job and a sense of respect.

Anyway maybe one of you will shit your pants tomorrow. Whoever shits their pants next and can prove it to us wins a full writeup on the Walmer Blog. You could get a write up as a dj or music producer or maybe as a janitor or as a person that stands on a bridge over the freeway yelling at cars. You could be a star. Music is after THE FUCKING JUMP…

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THE WOMEN WHO STAR IN FREE STOCK PHOTOS FOR THE INTERNET NEED TO UP THEIR ACTING GAME   Leave a comment

Look at this. This is a photo that comes up when you look up “angry woman” in Google image search. This is like joke angry. If we came home smelling like sex and our girlfriends did this face we would think they were just joshing us about being angry and that banging as many chicks as we wanted was not only ok, but encouraged (let’s all take a cruise on the sea of feelings in the relation-ship!). MORE PICS AND FUCKING TUNES AFTER THE JUMP…

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SOUNCLOUDS THAT COME TO YOUR MOM’S HOUSE WITH FLOWERS   Leave a comment

Is this your fucking father? Because if so your life is terrible. You’ve got real problems when his shirt is too big to contain his gut. Is it because his gut is his point of pride? When you’re at the mall and people are staring he tells you about how he had to drink millions of beers and eat 56 more tonnes of food than he needed to over his life. But if that’s not enough, did you know your dad likes to go Bangkok to nail teenage whores like there will be no more teenage whores left? It’s true. As the great artists had paint and canvas through which to express themselves and the poets the pen and the paper, your dad has teenage whores. That’s your life, don’t wear it out. Big LOLs all around. MUSIC IS AFTER THAT FUCKIN’ JUMP:

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BURN IT DOWN!   2 comments

Bassjackers & The Partysquad – Showrocker (zshare)

This song is pretty great. It’s like a one two punch of dutch house flavour. You got your Partysquad on one side and then you got your fucking Bassjackers on the other and together they form a type of Voltron for fucking your face.

“I’m going to fuck your face.”

Voltron 1983

This shit is gonna light you on fire:

 

WE HAVE MODERATE CLOUT VOL 5: PART 1   1 comment

This is our awesome swimming pool!:

This is our smart phone!:

These are SIIIIICK headphones we use to dj!:

WHY? Because we got moderate goddamn clout mothafuckers! It’s been a while since we’ve trumpeted it. There has been sadness. Our totally awesome friends at Low Life Inc. who would send us well written emails about their GREAT artists shut off the tap of AMAZINGNESS for some reason. It was so strange because the stuff they would send TOTALLY FIT OUR TASTES LIKE THEY HAD READ OUR MINDS! (WE USE ALL CAPS FOR SARCASM!) Of course they were not the only ones to send stuff but they were the SOUL of our moderate clout and when they stopped it was as if we had lost our souls. But we can rest no longer. So here we go:

COTTONMOUTH – NACHO OVERLOAD

He (we assume it’s a he) sent us this song on the Soundcloud and it’s good but not as hard hitting as we would like. Also, it is kind of repetitive. But it is better than all the songs we have made like “Song the doesn’t exist” and “Not real song”. Next:

Yeah Yeah Yeahs & A-Trak – Heads Will Roll (Electric Soulside ft Odissi remix) (save as)

These guys called Electric Soulside who have a name that sounds like it is from the wrong side of 1996 sent us the song above that sounds like it is from the wrong side of 2008, in 2010! And it features Odissi. ODISSI!

View All Photos | ODISSI “I am 14 and use sex to sell myself. Also, who the fuck am I?”

A while back the Boomzers sent us this:

Azzido Da Bass – Music For Bagpipes (RMX)

Which to us is like the bagpipe version of this:

B-more legend Dj Pierre sent us this:

Other stuff he has done is awesome.

STAY TUNED FOR PART 2! (There’s a lot of stuff that has accumulated since we last did this feature.)

MUSICAL WARHEAD   4 comments

Sidney Samson – Panorama (zshare)

After your village, town or city got hit by a nuclear warhead, this is the song that played. Maybe it was Sidney Samson who dropped that damn warhead on your town. Is he an asshole? Well it all depends on what you did to him. Did you September 11 his ass? That’s not cool. But you got what you deserved. He dropped an electro house banger on you. You got served. Step Up 3D.

Piranha 3D.

Piranhas are gonna be in your life now.

Posted August 9, 2010 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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