Archive for the ‘drum n’ bass’ Tag

RADIOKILLAZ LONDON SOUND EP WILL FUCK YOU AND THEN HAVE TO GO TO AN EARLY MEETING   2 comments

Radiokillaz. Have you heard of them yet? These guys are bass masters cranking out of master bass. Listen to this track. Now listen to this track. Are you convinced? No? Kill yourself. They got new EP out. Do you have it yet? No? Don’t kill yourself. Go grab the EP and then kill yourself. Or don’t. Or do but then don’t tell anyone we told you to. We don’t want your mom hating us yet. We still need to date her. And bathe with her. And listen to the Radiokillaz  London Sound EP with her because she likes drum & bass and breaks. We could light aromatherapy candles, throw some London Sound on the stereo and break fine china over each others heads. But enough about your mom. Go grab the EP. THE FUCKING LINKS TO BUY IT, THE FUCKING STREAMS AND A RIOTOUS FUCKING VIDEO ARE ALL AFTER THE JUMP. SO JUMP FUCKERS!

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Posted August 26, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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DID YOU DRINK ALL THE SOUNDCLOUDS DURING EASTER?   Leave a comment

Hey kids. Wassup? Phillip Seymour Hoffman here. Relax ladies, I’m taken. I wanna take a moment to talk to you about respect. That’s right. I understand it’s tough to be a teen nowadays. Hell, I grew up on the wrong side of the tracks and I’ve seen and, yes, done a lot of shit in my day. Just like you I’ve had to mix paint chips with chocolate milk to make mouth wash. Just like you I had to sell my sister for toilet paper again and again. No one gave me any breaks. We never had chocolate eggs during Easter. No, we had to eat real eggs. And not in the way you think. When the Easter bunny would bring us eggs it would be our parents taking the eggs out of the ovaries of an actual bunny. I know the same thing happens to you kids all the time. Life is hard. Here’s some cool tunes for you guys to listen to. To help you forget the hardship. AFTER THE JUMP!

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THE ISLAND OF SOUNDS AND CLOUDS AND FUCKS   3 comments

There is an island in Cambodia where your mom goes to touch herself and think of Muammar Qaddafi naked holding an umbrella. She likes to listen to sounclouds of music while she does it. This is her story (AFTER THE JUMP):

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FUCKING SOUNDCLOUDS BUT Y’ALL ARE HATIN AND SHIT   2 comments

I’M FUCKING KANYE WEST Y’ALL! I’M GONNA FUCKING WIN THE NOBEL PRIZE FOR MUSIC! EVERYONE IS HATING ON ME BUT YOU DON’T HAVE DIAMOND TEETH AND YOU CAN’T UNDERSTAND HOW TO MAKE MUSIC SO EVERYONE NEEDS TO BACK OFF BUT I’VE BEEN FUCKING AROUND WITH SOUNDCLOUD I’LL ADMIT IT AND THESE PEOPLE MIGHT COME CLOSE TO BEING A FRACTION OF ME. JUST BE QUIET AND LISTEN TO THESE TRACKS BECAUSE I WANT Y’ALL TO APPRECIATE THIS ART.

Congorock – Mortal Kombat 9 – Liu Kang’s Theme

THAT SONG WAS LIKE I WAS REMEBERIN WHEN I WAS FUCKING AT A FASHION SHOW AND MY LEGS WERE TOO HOT AND MY ARMS WERE TOO COLD:

IT’S JUST A THING I GOTTA DEAL WITH BECAUSE MY FAMILY ALWAYS HAD COLD ARMS SO PEOPLE JUST NEED TO BACK OFF AND LET ME JUST TRY TO DO MY AWESOME WORK LIKE EVERYONE WOULDN’T LEAVE MJ ALONE AND NOW HE’S DEAD AND I’M LIKE MJ.

Legobeat – Rooster Riddim (Hat+Hoodie’s Cockfight Remix)

THAT LAST SONG WAS LIKE THE TIME I WAS IN KING TUT’S FUCKING TOMB AND WEARIN A FUCKING EGYPTIAN CHAIN.

AND I WAS LIKE “FUCK YOU KING TUT! YOU MAY HAVE MORE GOLD THAN ME BUT I HAVE MORE IDEAS IN MY MIND WHICH MAKE ME RICHER THAN YOU AND MY MUSIC IS MY DIAMONDS AND THEY ARE ALSO MY TEETH.”

Mustard Pimp – RER E (Pantin Edit)

THIS IS JUST LIKE THE TIME I WAS MAKING SERIOUS ART TO CHANGE THE PLANET. NOBODY REALISES HOW LUCKY THEY ARE TO LIVE IN WHAT WILL PROBABLY BE KNOWN AS THE “WESTIAN ERA OF HISTORY. FUCKING BALLET AND HIP HOP YOU CAN’T SAY ANYONE EVER FUCKED WITH THAT BEFORE.

Usher – Love In This Club (sonora chopped n screwed mix)

THAT WAS LIKE THE TIME I WAS SITTING WITH JAY-Z AND WE WERE DRINKING MOËT FUCKING GRAND VINTAGE ROSÉ (IT’S MY FAVOURITE CHAMPAGNE THAT KARL LAGERFELD FUCKING SHOWED ME) AND WE WERE TALKING ABOUT PICASSO’S BLUE PERIOD AND WHICH ONE OF US HAD THE MOST OF HIS PAINTINGS AND JAY-Z HAD MORE BUT I WAS LIKE I LIVE THE POETRY OF HIS ART AND THEREFORE I CONNECT BETTER WITH THE IDEA OF PICASSO SO EVEN IF I HAVE LESS OF HIS PAINTINGS I HAVE MORE IN COMMON WITH HIM. I WON.

Munchi – Filha Da Puta

THIS LAST SONG IS NOT AS GOOD AS ANYTHING I EVER MADE AND THIS PICTURE ABOVE IS ME JUST CRAFTING A BETTER SONG USING MY MIND AND IMAGINATION. MY HEAD IS LIKE A WHOLE WORLD AND INSIDE YOU’D BE IN SOME NERVERENDING STORY TYPE SHIT.

Ke$ha – we R who we R (Kid Kaio DoubleDutch Remix)

THERE WAS THIS OTHER TIME THAT I WAS WITH MY BROS ELTON AND PAUL AND JUST TRYING TO GET THEM TO UNDERSTAND HOW YOU MAKE GOOD MUSIC COME TO LIFE AND THEY JUST DIDN’T GET IT AND WERE HORSING AROUND AND SHIT BUT I COULDN’T GET UPSET BECAUSE YOU GOTTA RESPECT THEM THEY GOT MORE PICASSOS THAN ME BUT YOU WAIT AND SEE WHEN THEY DIES IMMA BUY ALL THEIR PICASSOS UP.

DOORLY ORGY!   1 comment

Have you ever been part of an orgy? If so, did you actually get in the thick of it or just kinda stay to the side and touch yourself like you were too scared?  What do you suppose Doorly would do? Is he an “all in” type of guy or a wallflower? Do we even really want to know? No. Would you be happy if he posted almost his entire catalogue on soundcloud and had tons of his shit available for download? No? Fuck off. Why do you have to be that way? We’re just trying to be nice.

 

Posted December 6, 2010 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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What would Rusko do?   1 comment

Rusko – Dial My Number (zshare)

Perhaps you drank a lot over the week end. Perhaps you are tired. Maybe you are not. Maybe you want to party still. Drugs would help you. Or you just need a coffee. Decisions. The best way to resolve this kind of problem is to ask yourself “What would Rusko do?”. You can even get a bracelet with WWRD written on it. If you know Rusko like we don’t, you would know that he would not go out on a Sunday even if it is a long weekend in Canada. Now this may be because he is a devout Christian but even less likely it is because he would know that the next day this is happening:

Check it on facebook assholes.

SONG OF THE DAY: RYE RYE FT MIA – BANG (BURAKA SOM SISTEMA CARNIVAL REMIX)   3 comments

Rye Rye

Rye Rye

Rye Rye ft MIA – Bang (Buraka Som Sistema Carnival Remix) (mediafire)

Ever since electronic music was invented in 1984 at Adams College, people have been striving to exploit this music towards the creation of new sounds, new beats that will astound the ear and shake the booty. One problem with much of the electronic music that comes out of North America and Europe is that it is too preoccupied with sounding like music from another era. Thus we have cycles of birth, death and rebirth. Take drum n’ bass for example: was cool in the 90’s, stopped being cool in the 2000’s and now, as this decade comes to a close, it is back again (everyone who is bringing it back sucks).  Buraka Som Sistema and kuduro in general is new music. If kuduro borrows from anything it is from genres that exist now, not before. Kuduro does not try to sound like it is from 1992. Remaking music that is from 1992 is like remaking The Karate Kid. Bad news. Here is the video for the much lesser original version of this song:

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