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WEEKEND PARTY TIME FUCKFEST   Leave a comment

These people are fucking partying, who are they partying to? US FUCKERS! That’s who. We demolished 751 on Saturday like your dad demolished your mom and inpregnated her with you. That’s how we roll. At points bitches were dancing on tables and shit. Do we have photos of that? No. Are we lying then? You’ll never know. Whatever, we took a bunch of shitty pics. GO GRAB SOME FUCKING TUNES AFTER THE JUMP AND CHECK CRAPPY PICS OF THE BAD TASTE JAM! BIG UP STEVE ROCK OF THE GOOD KIDS FOR HAVING US!

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A SHITLOAD OF HOT TRACKS   Leave a comment

Who is this fucker? It’s Canblaster. You can hardly tell though. We could have said it was Skrillex or Paul Oakenfold. No one would know. But it’s Canblaster. We saw him on New Year’s Eve in Toronto thanks to the Mansions. They just amass killer lineups for parties. Check them out if you are in town somehow. That Canblaster is a chill dude and awesome dj. Fucking boy wonder musical genius. Anyway, why talk about shit when we can just listen to some fucking tracks and download them and then play them when we have someone over to our place to have sex. GO GET SOME MUSIC AFTER THE JUMP!

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FUCKING FUCKMAS AGAIN FOR YOUR STUPID ASSES   Leave a comment

Drop the Lime – Hot as Hell (Canblaster Remix) (zshare)

It’s that fucking time again when Santa Claus goes to the houses of rich kids to give them gifts and tells poor kids to go fuck themselves. That for us is the magic of Christmas along with getting drunk with our families and having to take huge shits after eating so much food. This is also the time when, between these epic shits, we post a ton of songs. What do we have this year, some good stuff, some amazing news, some sad news and a lot of meaningless bullshit you have come to expect and love. Take the song above, it’s fucking masterpiece. It’s like you’re in a spaghetti western but in an island in the Gulf of Thailand, perhaps off the coast of Cambodia or Vietnam. Why do we make this comparaison. This fucking specific comparaison? Because that is where The Dirty Frenchman is leaving for in two days. Yes. For a month. This is how he expects it to be:

Guido – Mad Sax (zshare)

Before he embarked on this trip down into the very heart of darkness, The Dirty Frenchman wanted to record 3 mixes which he did yesterday but then, sadly the recording fucked up and now only the right stereo side recorded so they sound like shit. So that didn’t happen. He’s pissed because he wanted to be like a fucking Tupac recording himself and then releasing shit while he was gone, maybe even dead. That’s dark some dark shit.

This fucking party is taking place where Plan fucking B is gonna spin with some guy named Destro on New Years or rather, as Plan B calls it, Jew Years. Be there if you like good music and wanna be murdered by tunes like these:

Oh yeah, sorry we never told you but those Gooffee assholes just dropped a free EP today on your sorry asses. That’s a lot of sorry in there. You need to learn to let things go and get on with your life. Maybe listen to a song like this which sounds like when you are having a moment and then realizing everything you ever believed was wrong but you’re happy about it.

Girl Unit – Wut (zshare)

“I’m happy about my fucking world collapsing!”

You (2010)

Oh and did you know that Douster and Zonora Point did a free mixtape EP that you can listen to here:

and download here as individual tracks.

oh and Brodinski released a collection of the best hip hop and r’n’b remixes of the year (in his opinion) here’s his picks:

and here are the tracks for download.

Wow. That enough news and music to last next while. Look forward for dispatches from The Dirty Frenchman in the Orient and get the fuck to Lot 16 for fucking New Years!

 

THE DIRTY FRENCHMAN – THE INVISIBLE HAND   2 comments

The Dirty Frenchman – The Invisible Hand

The Dirty Frenchman was raised in an Algerian bunker by lepers. He learned to dj using twine and old bottle caps. This is a hard hitting mix that is at times bewildering and operatic. He touches on many genres and no genres. Electro, house,  global ghettotech, uk funky, b-more, kuduro and dancehall collide and become not just a collection of songs, but a story. Not just a story, but a narrative. Not just a narrative, but a dj mix.

Murder Mike, Mike-Mike, Young H.I.D. – Cherry Hill And Down Ya Block

Doorly ft. Lady Chann – The One

Hypercrush – Ayo

Drop The Lime – Doomsday Device

Mustard Pimp – Kiwi (Gigi Barocco Remix)

Douster ft. Spoek Mathambo – Punani

Sidney Samson – Panorama

Drop The Lime – Sex Sax (Zombies For Money Remix)

So Shifty Ft. Busy Signal – Lift Up Dat

Dj Khaled, T-Pain, Ludacris & Rick Ross – All I Do is Win (Cuz Cole Remix)

Steve Starks – Git Em (Munchi Remix)

? – No Beef (RadioKillaz Remix)

Perfect Loosers Ft. Karo MC – Bandits (Sabbo Remix)

Ghostdad – Vuvuzela Beat

Schlachthofbronx – Sai Safarda

Schlachthofbronx – We Run This

Die Antwoord – Enter The Ninja (Douster Remix)

Rusko – Dial My Number

Cham – Take It Outside

HERE’S SOMETHING CRAZY   Leave a comment

The Toxic Avenger – Toxic is Dead (Drop The Lime Remix)

This is a little piece of craziness. Who are we supposed to give praise to here? Is this a thumbs up Toxic Avenger? Is this a thumbs up Drop The Lime? Is it a thumps up team? Whatever. This is the kind of song that plays while a missile is hitting you in the face and a fire is blazing in your house and you are having sex on the wing of an airplane. Toxic Avenger is some kind of French asshole. Or is he a prophet? This is obviously going to be the new national anthem of Finland in 5 years.

DROP THE LIME IS BLOWING UP THE WORLD   2 comments

Drop The Lime – Doomsday Device (zshare)

Hey motherfuckers! Remember the apocalypse? Those were crazy times when an apartment building fell on your dad and your uncle was raped by aliens. Well this song will make you feel like you’re there again with the last seconds of your live ticking away to their inevitable conclusion. This is the song that best represents the way the world was as every alarm that ever existed went off at the same time. What is this genre of music? Alarm bounce? What is Drop The Lime doing? Does he realize this song will cause the collapse of the Iranian government? Is what we’re writing right now offering any ideas of any substance about this music? That’ll be up to a judge to decide. Never let go.

CROOKERS COPY MAJOR LAZER   Leave a comment

Crookers ft Poirier and Face-T – Arena (zshare)

Hey guys! Do you like Major Lazer? Great! You’ll love this song then. Crookers did their best to make it so that if you heard it you’d be like “Hey guys this new Major Lazer song is soooo fresh!”. And then everyone would be like “You spend to much time with your cat. This is Crookers.  Go eat your own ass with cinnamon toast crunch on it.”

It makes sense though. Crookers are just trying to stay famous. They’re like electro Ke$has.

Their album Tons of Friends is like “Let’s take whoever has a moderate amount of buzz around them lately and grab onto their coattails and hang on for dear life”. So they team up with Ghislain Poirier for this song who is for now the more budget friendly Major Lazer (but is just as talented).  It’s difficult because the music is not a steaming pile of garbage. A few of the songs are actually quite awesome. It’s more the idea of it that sucks. For example, there is another song that is Crookers and Drop the Lime. We think it’s more Drop the Lime with Crookers’ name on the lable.

Fuck! Look at the cover art of the album. Even that is Major Lazeresque. Enjoy your first and last album Crookers.

We’ll still play this song because it’s good. If people ask us who it is we will say “Some assholes”. Do a line of blow off a breast in disgust to this song.

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