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WEEKEND PARTY TIME FUCKFEST   Leave a comment

These people are fucking partying, who are they partying to? US FUCKERS! That’s who. We demolished 751 on Saturday like your dad demolished your mom and inpregnated her with you. That’s how we roll. At points bitches were dancing on tables and shit. Do we have photos of that? No. Are we lying then? You’ll never know. Whatever, we took a bunch of shitty pics. GO GRAB SOME FUCKING TUNES AFTER THE JUMP AND CHECK CRAPPY PICS OF THE BAD TASTE JAM! BIG UP STEVE ROCK OF THE GOOD KIDS FOR HAVING US!

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POST APOCALYPTIC BASS: NO MOOMBAH FUCKERS   Leave a comment

After the fucking apocalypse there will be no room for moombahton. No light-hearted fun at the end of the world. We will need bass and plenty of it. People who listen to moombahton after the apolcalypse will be moving too slow. Cannibals will easily catch up with them. People who are listening to bass may be moving even slower. But they will be heavily armed with axes and hammers. People who listen to moombahton will be armed with hugs. You can’t kill a person with hugs unless you are some kind of musclebound bohemoth. There are probably like 3 people in the world that like moombahton and are also musclebound bohemoths. They will be the only people to carry the moombahton torch into the future. They still might get fucking killed by a bunch of people who like bass music if those people gang up on them. HERE’S SOME BASS MUSIC TO BE PREPARED AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP:

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FUCKING SOUNDCLOUDS IN THE OCEAN   Leave a comment

In the ocean there are crabs, there are whales and there are soundclouds. That’s it. You don’t agree? Ask a marine biologist. Damn right you don’t fuckin know one. Go back to your fucking books Poindexter while we play football. Football with what? Soundclouds from the sea. You forgot again. MUSIC AFTER THE JUMP!…

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THE ISLAND OF SOUNDS AND CLOUDS AND FUCKS   3 comments

There is an island in Cambodia where your mom goes to touch herself and think of Muammar Qaddafi naked holding an umbrella. She likes to listen to sounclouds of music while she does it. This is her story (AFTER THE JUMP):

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SOUNDCLOUDS FROM THE LOST TEMPLE OF PUNANIA   Leave a comment

Behold! The treasures we found deep in your mom’s pussy in the jungles of the Orient:

Cottonmouth – Meat Locker (Released on Dub War Recordings – 31/01/2011)

DJ Hipnotikk – Wild Out (Illgates & Subvert vs Broke & J-Roc)

Mollys Lips (DJ SOLO REMIX)

Samira -World Tour Bmore Gutta

Kanye West – Dark Fantasy (Figure Bootleg)

Munchi ft M.I.A. – Murder Sound VIP

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