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CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE NEWEST DING DONG VIDEO?   Leave a comment

Can we talk the fuck about this after the fucking jump?

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DANCEHALL AND A MOVIE   Leave a comment

If you’re like us, there’s nothing you like better than to sit back, relax and watch a film and listen to your favourite dancehall song. It’s a great combination. Finding the best movie/song combination can be frustrating though. With so many to choices you might end up with a headache instead of a good time.

That’s where Walmer comes in. We’ve made the choices for you and provided you with the best combination of dancehall songs and movies. You can feel confident in your choices because when Walmer is involved you know you’re in good hands. Grab the family, turn on the stereo and slip that DVD in the player.

Don’t forget the popcorn! OUR PICKS AFTER THE JUMP!

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EL MUSICOS   Leave a comment

Hey fucknutters! Here’s some more tunes to set ears on fire and maybe you can dance on the weekend and maybe it will be with people at the club and not by yourself where you masturbate after and you have problems. Get on that shit! Click on READ MORE!

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MO MUSIC, MO PROBLEMS   Leave a comment

Biggie made music and now he’s dead. Big Pun ate food and also made music and now he is in Latino Heaven. Kurt Cobain made music and tears and now he is in white people hell. The point is that music is like cigarettes and the more you make the more likely you are to die. It’s a fucking FACT. Ask a fucking doctor:

“You’re gonna fucking die of syphilis and music kiddo”

See? Anyway. Here’s some fucking tunes because we hate you and will dance on your grave once you are gone.

This one is like you took a rocket ship in the 1980’s and it’s fuelled by crack:

Robyn – Cobrastyle (Bloody Beetroots Remix) (mediafire)

This one is like you’re on a roller coaster that goes through a circa 1950s circus where instead of using trumpets, they use pussys to create music:

Ding Dong – Swag (mediafire)

This song is like you are in a fucking storm where instead rain it is lazers falling out of the sky and you are drunk on gin and maybe having sex:

Sticky Noodles – Booty Drop (mediafire)

This song is like they put Kanye in a centrifuge but he still had feelings and wanted to say something about how he cries sometimes. But you enjoy that:

Kanye West – Runaway (Dj Sega Philly Club Remix) (mediafire)

SONG OF THE DAY: DING DONG – HOLIDAY   Leave a comment

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Ding Dong – Holiday (zshare)

This is a great song to post right now. It talks about the beach and summer and nice weather and heat and all the things we don’t have right now in Toronto. Enjoy the twist of the dagger everybody! Enjoy wearing a jacket and toque! It’s not even winter cold yet! High fives all around! Make sure the rope you tied a noose in is short enough so you don’t touch the ground when you kick the chair out from under you. Just teaching you important life tips. Do they even have winter in Jamaica or do they just have very nice and nice seasons? Anyway this song is pretty good and a departure for Ding Dong as he is all about the dancing tunes normally. He did start out as a dancer. We guess they need to chill too at times. This song has a video:

Posted October 21, 2009 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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SONG OF THE DAY: DING DONG & BOGLE – DONT TEK PRESS   3 comments

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Ding Dong & Bogle – Dont Tek Press (zshare)

There you were after Thanksgiving dinner (Canadian Thanksgiving dinner!) sitting around with your loved ones, wondering what next. You had had enough of the idle chit chat with your grandma. There was only so much you could talk about with her. After talking about work or school the conversation kind of drifted. You weren’t gonna tell her about how two days ago you did a line of blow off a breast listening to this song. You had sworn you would save that for her death bed. You always intended to send her off with a surprise. No. So what to do? You wished that you could throw on a dancehall song that sounded like old school 80’s hip hop. Well now that song exists. You can save the blow off a breast story. This song is really interesting and may we add great. Give it a listen. Find an old ghetto blaster and sling it over your shoulder. Strut down the streets with it. Be that guy on the subway. Do graffiti that says “Crazy Jamz” or “Fresh Stylez”. It’s your life. Grab it.

OBSCURE (?) DANCEHALL SONG OF THE DAY: TRINITY CHRIS – BUN A TIGHT PANTS AND SQUARE FRONT SHOES   Leave a comment

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Trinity Chris – Bun a Tight Pants and Square Front Shoes (Zshare)

Speaking of Ding Dong, this track is on the riddim for the song that made him famous, Badman Pull Up. It’s quite apparent that Trinity Chris is from Toronto (making this our first Canadian Content post???) but we’re pretty sure he wouldn’t fare too well if he worked in the financial district. That would be an epic amount of bunning. It would be so much bunning that he’d have to carry a flamethrower. Or cans of hairspray every day with him. He’d be bunning people in Starbuck’s, on the elevator to work, probably even in the office until people caught on and wore some more sensible attire. It’s hard to say if this is better than Ding Dong’s version (Chicken and beer when the badman pull up!!) but you tell us which you like better.

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