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NEW YEAR/NEW BASS   Leave a comment

Don’t know what the fuck that picture is supposed to be. Like is it the Moon hitting the Earth or is it like Uranus? Is that how it ends? We are hit by Uranus? Your anus? Fuck. Or maybe nothing will happen. Maybe you will still have to work at your dead end job for the next 20 years. Maybe there will be no end. You will still be single in 2012. Did you ever imagine that there would be an apocalypse and society would crumble and that you wouldn’t have to go to fucking work and maybe you would join some rebel group and be a hero/finally step up your game? It might never happen. You may not become some kind of post-apocalyptic fuckmaster/hero.

In the meantime why don’t we go out and grab some fucking bass music and remember the peeps we lost in 2011. LET’S GO FUCKING DO THIS SHIT AFTER THE JUMP!

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ASSORTED BASS & CLUB   Leave a comment

On the outskirts of Calcutta there is a dump where people leave their used up bass. Living in the dump are a group of dedicated workers who collect this bass, this assorted bass, and put the different pieces back together and make new bass shit with it. This has been going on for generations and is the most important source of music up in this bitch. Maybe you would like to take a journey in to this garbage dump. Dive and swim inside. Do blow in the garbage dump. Fuck a girl maybe. Or if you are a girl you can fuck a man there. Or if you are gay you can do the opposite. But whatever you do, you do it in a garbage dump. GO GRAB THOSE FUCKING TRACKS AFTER THE JUMP CUNT MASTERS!

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WHERE BASS AND YOUR MOM’S PUSSY MEET   Leave a comment

Which came first: bass or your mom’s pussy? The answer may surprise you. Or not. Maybe you already know. You are like an expert in that shit. You also are an expert in farts that hiss out of your ass and for some reason last like a whole fucking minute. You have your likes and you specialties. Who are we to tell you how to live your life? Anyway, maybe you need to shift your focus and concentrate on other things like music. Maybe these tunes will inspire you to change your life and become a doctor or architect. Maybe they will convince you to climb back up your mom’s pussy. THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO KNOW! GO CHECK OUT THE FUCKING TUNES AFTER THE JUMP! Read the rest of this entry »

SOUDCLOUDS THAT LIVE OUTDOORS   Leave a comment

Look at these two assholes disc jockeying out doors like Irishmen. We always put up pictures of other djs but it’s been a long time since we put up pictures of our own selves. Plan B and The Dirty Frenchman tearing shit up like they have a bunch of secret documents they don’t want anyone to read. Thanks to those amazing fucks Gooffee for having us spin and big shout out to Mem Rx for coming through with great tunes and great equipment to pull the whole thing off. It ended up being the best Nuit Blance ever. The scene:

Yeah. Fucking insanity. CHECK OUT THE SONGS WE MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE PLAYED AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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THE ECSTASY OF SOUNDCLOUDS   Leave a comment

We’re fucking stupid. We don’t fucking know anything. All we do is sit at home looking at the internets trying to understand how regular people live their lives. One thing we know for sure is that women only listen to music with their eyes closed. It’s a fact of life. It seems like they find soundclouds arousing:

This soundcloud is my boyfriend/lesbian girlfriend/both

I am on a date with this soundcloud. I think it’s going well.

The souncloud found my g-spot. I am changed.

Music AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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SOUNDCLOUDS WILL NOT BE TELEVISED   3 comments

Fucking shit rape! I’m Melvin Gibson! What the fuck! Pay attention to me! I’m crazy too! I’ll kill you! You fucking sugar titted cunts! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! I hate jews! I like soundclouds! You should be thankful that I fucking share them with you! THEY’RE AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP! BLAAAAARRRRGHH!

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