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SXSW WEAPONRY MEGAPOST!   Leave a comment

ImageNot gonna fuck around talking our smack on this one. Just gonna post the things you need if you’re playing Austin, Miami or even Boise, Idaho. All this shit will bang at your gig. Pure posting of shit. Nothing else. No commentary. GO GRAB ALL OF IT AFTER THE JUMP!

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WEEKEND PARTY TIME FUCKFEST   Leave a comment

These people are fucking partying, who are they partying to? US FUCKERS! That’s who. We demolished 751 on Saturday like your dad demolished your mom and inpregnated her with you. That’s how we roll. At points bitches were dancing on tables and shit. Do we have photos of that? No. Are we lying then? You’ll never know. Whatever, we took a bunch of shitty pics. GO GRAB SOME FUCKING TUNES AFTER THE JUMP AND CHECK CRAPPY PICS OF THE BAD TASTE JAM! BIG UP STEVE ROCK OF THE GOOD KIDS FOR HAVING US!

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DID YOU GO TO THE PARTY LAST NIGHT?   1 comment

Did you know that when you put your ear up against a Grammy award you can hear the sound of money being printed? Oh hi. Didn’t see you there. I’m David Oswald Guetta. Did you make it to the party last night? It was fucked. There was blow everywhere. It was as if the party was held in a snow globe. A snow globe that gets you high. It was crazy.


There was like some astro-space black dude there who djed with me called Bill-I-Am and he is from a place called Black Iced Peace. He is a pretty cool for an alien. He did the most blow of all of us. What a champ. We didn’t play any of these songs that are posted AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP! We just listened Sean Kingston sing all of Justin Bieber’s songs while Fergie shot ping pong balls out of her asshole and pussy at the same time.

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WALMER CONVENIENCE PRESENTS PLAN B AGAINST THE THE DIRTY FRENCHMAN IN: THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS   8 comments

PLAN B AGAINST THE DIRTY FRENCHMAN IN: THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS

Finally. Everyone in the world can put down their weapons, quit their jobs, drop their dreams and wonder what they do next because the entire purpose of human existence has now been fulfilled. Plan B and The Dirty Frenchman have banded together and made not a mix but rather “The Mix”. And not just a mix but really the crowning achievement of all human work. This will delight you. It will scare you. It’s thugged as fuck. It will sometimes leave you dumbfounded. But most all it will leave you asking “What the fuck do we do next?” Indeed. What the fuck do we all do next?

So good that they could take another album’s cover and now it is their cover. Who else’s is it? Do you even remember? Was it even meant for anyone else

Tracklist:

Plan B:
Dr.Dre, Akon, Snoop – KushRMX
Doorly – Horse Step – Original Mix
Waka Flocka Flame – Hard In Da Paint (jimmy2times Baltimore Club Remix)
Munchi – You’re a Jerk

The Dirty Frenchman:
Canblaster – Clockworks
Gucci Mane – Missing (Melé Remix)
Redfoxx – I Want 2 B Free

Plan B:
Metallica – Seek & Destroy (Bassnectar Remix)
Haezer – James Bond (Rough Draft Dubstep Remix)
Rittz – High Five

The Dirty Frenchman:
Munchi ft Chico Rock – Bebe De To
Derek Allen & Top Billin – Suspiria
Dj Khaled ft Rick Ross, Plies, Lil Wayne & T-Pain – Welcome To My Hood

Plan B:
Darude – Sandstorm (Vaski Remix)
Skrillex – Kill Everybody (Bare Noize Remix)
Slim Dunkin – Break a Bottle

The Dirty Frenchman:
Benny Benassi ft T-Pain – Electroman (Dirtyphonics Remix)
Kelly Rowland ft Lil Wayne – Motivation (Diplo Remix)
Jackie Chain – Molly (Mad Sax Riddim)

Plan B:
Triple C’s – Walking on Water
Hooky – Purge
Gunplay Ft. Waka Flocka Flame – Rollin’

The Dirty Frenchman:
Cottonmouth – NOHA
Roscoe Dash – Show Out (Heroes + Villains Remix)
Barrington Levy Ft Vybz Kartel & Khago – Gangsters

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