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WAYA WAYA’S FREE NATURA EP IS WHAT’S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW WITH YOU   Leave a comment

“Hey broseph, what are you saying right now?”

“Not much man. Just listening to the Waya Waya Natura EP I got for fucking free from Cocobass Records website.”

“Sounds swaggariffic. What the fuck is it like?”

“LOL! It’s like Avatar mixed with Apocalypto mixed with Eyes Wide Shut mixed with a good dream.”

“That sounds quite boring and uninteresting to me.”

“Are you a fucking idiot?”

“Well I prefer to be humble but, and this is just from what others have told me but, yes.”

“Oh fuck, ok that makes sense”

“Can I still listen to the Waya Waya Natura Ep with you even though the fact that it’s good makes me not really interested in hearing it?”

“Why certainly asshole. We can GO FUCKING LISTEN TO IT AND EVEN DOWNLOAD IT BECAUSE IT’S FUCKING FREE AFTER THE JUMP!”

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MOOMBAHTON FUCKING EAR BEATDOWN   Leave a comment

Hey! Assholes! What’s up! You know what these moombahton tracks are gonna do to you? Gonna bite your fucking ear off is what. Gonna have a fucking piece of your ear missing. That will be your life. You can either deal with it or cry like a baby. An ear-less baby. Nobody wants an ear-less baby. Those get returned to the vagina in exchange for another baby. Because that how pregnancy works. Either that or a fucking bird brings your baby. Bird shit baby. Anyway. Enough about birds and babies. Let’s listen to some moombahton AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!:

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