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SOUNDCLOUDS WAITING FOR THE FUCKING TRAIN   Leave a comment

Hey cunts for brains! It’s a fucking Monday! Aren’t you happy to go back to your pitiful work lives! Haha! It’s fucking happy time! Go shoot yourselves in the head! Anyway. Still so many soundclouds of goodness falling into our ears. Too many. People need to stop making so much good free music. Make bad expensive music like LMFAO or Ke$ha. They know how to make fucking money in this biz. Those should be all your role models. Make note of that aspiring musicians and producers. in the meantime take peoples free shit AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!:

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MISSED MOOMBAH EP: KAROLINA EP   Leave a comment

The Dirty Frenchman remembers his early years of masturbation. They were years of lust and shame. There was this one girl he remembers distinctly from his grade 8 class who had tits before all the others and he used to just spend his time staring at them and then going home and jerking off repeatedly, maybe 3 or 7 times. Masturbation was probably his number one pastime for many years, at least up to his early 20s and remains a hobby of his. There was one time in that grade 8 year that he told his best friend that he masturbated and that friend looked at him with such disgust and judgment that The Dirty Frenchman felt like the biggest piece of garbage in the world. This EP, even though it is dedicated to David “Starfoxxx” Beltran stalking a chick reminds The Dirty Frenchman more of those early pioneering days of masturbation when you always felt like a creep and you would have to do it in the bathroom during a shower or maybe pretend you were taking a shit but all the while feeling like a creep and half enjoying/half being terrified because maybe your mom will walk in or knock on you door and you will have to answer back with your dick in your hands about how you will be down for supper in a minute. Anyway. ENJOY THAT SHIT AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP BITCH BABIES!

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MORE STARFOXXX MOOMBAHTON. LISTEN TO IT WHILE YOU FUCK. LISTEN TO IT WHILE YOU CRY. DO BOTH AT ONCE.   Leave a comment

Hey cunt sweepers! Do you like girls dyking it out? Well there’s a fucking picture of that. Did you like the Starfoxxx moombahton EP from last week? Well the David Beltran from the Starfoxxx group has released 3 (three) more moombahton tracks so you can have sex with your mom even longer than you could when you just would listen to the one EP. These were actually made before so maybe they are a prequel like Star Wars: Attack of the Clones or some other shit. DOWNLOAD THEM AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!:

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Posted July 28, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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SOUNDCLOUDS THAT HUNT YOU DOWN   2 comments

Remember how’s there’s music other than moombahton? Like house or dubstep or or shit like goa-trance (your favourite). All that seems to come out right now is moombahton. There have been like 50 fucking EPs in the last week. We need to escape from moombahton for a while. You can listen to other music and do fucking other drugs. Try mixing house music and blow. Try melding dubstep and heroine. Anything is possible. Use crystal meth around the edge of a pussy for flavour. So many recipes you can try at home. Martha Stewart. CHECK OUT A SHITLOAD OF TUNES AFTER THE JUMP!

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