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SCION™ (A DIVISION OF TOYOTA MOTOR CORPORATION) PRESENTS: NADASTROM’S EL BAILE DIABLUMA EP   Leave a comment

The Dirty Frenchman doesn’t own a fucking car. He hasn’t even driven one for like 13 years. He’s an idiot. Why does this matter? Well because even though most people in the demographic who would download this are not as idiotic as The Dirty Frenchman and have probably driven in the 21st century, they are probably not likely to buy a fucking car. Hopefully they’re also not likely to be like “Oh cool, Scion made a moombahton CD. I need to buy a Scion and stick my dick up the tailpipe and give it 108 thrusts per minute.”. It ain’t the dude in Brooklyn who’s gonna buy a Scion. It’s a fucking high school French teacher in Schenectady. But whatever. Who are we to complain when they get Nadastrom, Munchi, Tittsworth and Sabo on one disc (or phonograph or zune or whatever the kids call them)? And it’s good. Munchi tears her up moombahcore style. The Nadastroms are on point. Tittsworth earns his titts. But don’t take our word for it. Hear that Munchi track your own damn self and download that fucker AFTER THE JUMP ASSHOLES!

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MOOMBAHLUV   Leave a comment

Moombahluv. It’s the opposite of Moombahhate which is coming soon. Or is it? No, it’s not. Anyway, DJ UMB from the Generation Bass Blog of Global Music got all these fuckers to make this and it’s got some good ass tracks. Maybe you should download it and then if you live in Canada you can play it during Canadian Thanksgiving this coming weekend and the you can read the words of Neil Queen Jones (who made this amazing post for us) to your fucking kids since he wrote the liner notes. It will be the greatest Canadian Thanksgiving of all. Even if you live somewhere else like some weird country like Germany you can still celebrate by going out to the woods, stabbing a turkey in the face and painting your body with it’s blood. That’s what we do for Canadian Thanksgiving. GO GRAB THIS FUCKING COMPILATION AND SAMPLE SOME TUNES AFTER THE JUMP:

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FRIDAY FUCKFEST   1 comment

Fuck yeah! We’re lazy cunts. We’re too busy smoking ganja joints and drinking beer drinks. We like to enjoy life instead of sitting in front of our computer to entertain you. Entertain yourselves. Jerk off or touch your clitorises depending on what you have. Make a song. Who knows. Maybe you have the next Who Let the Dogs out in your head or Gangster’s Paradise?

You could be like us

We dare any of you to try to be more successful than the Baha Men. Here’s your fucking music. Shut up. We’re tired. The weekend only begins now and we are already fucked. We’re going to jail. TUNES AFTER THAT JUMP CUNTS:

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SOUNDCLOUDS OF MURDER. ALSO, YOUR MOM.   Leave a comment

Hey there fucknuts! What is happening in your lives? Did you have a good weekend? Did you have a terrible weekend? Did you get peed on? It’s possible. Sometimes people get peed on. Sometimes they ask for it. Maybe you did. It’s alright. You are not so weird. You are definitely weird but not so weird. Like there are weirder people than you. The Dirty Frenchman probably does some weird ass shit. We don’t even want to know about his life. There are probably terrible things involved. Don’t ask. Let’s look at brighter things. There was a lot of amazing music that came out recently. Why don’t you give it a listen AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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HERE’S A BUNCH OF GOOD MOOMBAHTON FOR YOU CUNTS   Leave a comment

Hey there assholes. Here’s the newest Moombahton Massive compilation that contains (surprise) moombahton. You can preview a tune and grab the 6 tracks AFTER THE JUMP!

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THESE SOUNDCLOUDS JUST FLOATED OUT OF YOUR MOM’S VAGINA THIS MORNING   2 comments

Yo yo fuckers! This is fucking Pitbull here. I love to make crossover house hits. What is reggaeton? I don’t even know what that means anymore. Today I called up Benny Benassi and David Guetta and us three are gonna make a fucking new song for JERSEY SHORE: THE MOVIE and the fucking song will be called “Uno, Dos, Tres, Patrón™”. It’s gonna be slammin’. As you can tell, I’m a busy dude. I still find time to listen to the Soundclouds. Here are some I like AFTER THE JUMP:

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THE DIRTY FRENCHMAN PRESENTS – FUCKMATAZZ VOL II: MOOMBAHFUCK or THE FUCKET LIST   Leave a comment

Here the fuck it is! FUCKMATAZZ VOL II: MOOMBAHFUCK or THE FUCKET LIST. TAKE YOUR PICK! It can be what you want it to be. One thing that it is is proof that Walmer Convenience murders moombahton like your mom murdered your dad and then told you that he left you because he doesn’t love you. We were one of the first blogs to break moombahton when that scrappy adolescent known as Munchi was still emailing people asking them to listen to his shit (happy recovery buddy). You can tweet about moombahton all you like. You can have a moombahton night and act like your are the most moombahtoniest in your city (Toronto) but you will never play it like Walmer. Mix and tracklist after THE MOTHERFUCKIN JUMP…

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