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WALMER PRESENTS: THE MUNCHI INTERVIEW WITH OBLIGATORY EXCLUSIVE TRACK!   7 comments

We recently had a great opportunity at the Walmer Convenience Musical Blog. Can you guess what it was? Duh! We got to interview that fucker Munchi! That’s the fucking title of the post, get with it. We’re really excited to interview this dude who everyone is saying is gonna be the next big thing. It must pretty fucking awesome and pretty fucking tiring to hear that shit. We don’t give a shit about the hype though, the reason we care is that this dude is one of the few people who have made music that has blown our fucking minds. When The Dirty Frenchman first heard the moombahton track Sandungueo he was high as fuck and supposed to meet up with his girlfriend for a fucking date. Once he heard it he could not stop playing that shit over and over again. That was not only the first Munchi track he had ever heard but it was also the first moombahton track. He got so into that shit that he came like half an hour late for his date and got in shit and didn’t get laid. That whole Munchi Moombahton Promo EP was like BOOM! There is a whole new world! It was one of those fucking moments you always remember.

If you don’t know the story of Munchi you can look it up. We’re not his fucking biographers. All you need to know is that at that point in his life he was just some dude sending emails to people asking them to post his tracks and being super fucking thankful that you did. That was back in early 2010. In a year and a half there have been some ups and downs but that fucker is now one of the hottest and in demand producers of Electronic Dance Music in the world, having worked or working with some of the biggest names. The great thing about him is that he is still humble as fuck, still talks to average ass joes like us and still genuinely loves fucking music and will talk about it to anyone who asks him. The man can best be described as a musical scholar having observed or participated in a number of recent musical movements. He is concerned not just with the music itself but with the culture of the music. Are people using a music to it’s highest potential? Is the movement creating a lasting genre or the latest hipster style for 6 months? Basically how can we make things better? Did we also mention the dude is only 22 years old? (What have we done with our lives?) But fuck, if we write anything else we’ll fucking spoil it so let’s just let Munchi speak for himself and then we’ll have links to most of his most important work up until now. He’s also given us the privilege of hosting AN EXCLUSIVE TRACK! (WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!) The most amazing part is that most of his shit is fucking free! GO READ THE INTERVIEW AND GRAB CLASSIC MUNCHI TRACKS EVEN THOUGH YOU SHOULD HAVE THEM ALREADY AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP! EXCLUSIVE TRACK “FUCK THIS” IS AT THE END! THE SONG IS TRAP-MOOMBAHTON AND IS HARD AS FUCK. TRACK GONNA TAKE OVER!

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SOUNDCLOUDS AS GOOD AS FUCKING GOLD!   Leave a comment

Do you love fucking gold? Do you fucking only drink Goldschlager and wear gold shoes like this?:

Sometimes music can be worth more than gold. Mostly it is not. It’s way fucking better to have more gold than music. You can say the opposite but you’re wrong. Why the fuck are there fuckers in every town with ads on TV telling you to sell you gold to them. No one makes ads for selling them fucking music. “WE BUY YOUR OLD BROKEN MUSIC! TRADE MUSIC FOR CA$H!”. That never happens. So why don’t we go and listen to very affordably priced music AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP ASSHOLES!

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THE DIARY OF METTA WORLD PEACE   Leave a comment

Hey Hey! How the fuck are you? Just gonna take a break from dancing with stars. My name is Ron Art-wait no, that’s wrong I’m Metta World Peace. That’s what people call me now. Here’s proof:

I’ve always been fucking believing in the world peace and all and loving the people and having a positive vibe in this hustle. I’m not a fucking athlete anymore. I’m a fucking artist. I paint portraits with words now in the genre of raping, I mean rapping. I put out a rape mixtape. I mean a rap mixtape. Fuck. Have you tried it?

(click the picture to actually download this thing)

My most happiest thing about the mixtape is that it features my two fucking idols: George Lopez & Fat Joe. One is the fucking Picasso of comedy and the other is the Shakespeare of rap. I know that it seems crazy to compare George Lopez to Shakespeare and Picasso to Fat Joe but that’s just the way I fucking see it with my artist eyes. My artest eyes. Haha. Floetry. Check out my video with my mentors:

Call a fucking museum to get this shit put in it. Anyway. People get their inspiration from a lot of places. I get mine from all the fuck over. I get inspiration even from the soundclouds. I love them. Let’s go fucking listen to that shit. LET’S DO IT AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP FUCKERS!

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FUCK SOUNDCLOUD CLASSIC MOOMBAHTON MEGAPOST   1 comment

John C Reilly fucking knows! We can continue without Soundcloud! We can take this opportunity to revisit some classic shit. Are you guys up on your early moombahton? Why don’t we jump in a fucking time machine and check out some of the tracks that are the foundation of this shit. Maybe you have these tracks but maybe you don’t. Maybe you lost all the files on you computer. Whatever. Let’s be nostalgic AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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THE MUSIC SOUNDS BETTER WITH YOUR MOM   1 comment

Hey bros! What a gwaan? How’s your mom doing? Is she good? We tried to call her but she wouldn’t pick up. We left a message. Is she still upset about the thing? We just weren’t ready for the commitment she wanted. We still have so many things that we feel we need to accomplish before we settle down.  And, well, let’s admit it, we just aren’t ready to be a dad to you. It’s too much pressure. Sorry. MUSIC AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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WHAT’S THE DEAL WITH ANIMALS?   1 comment

Animals are so fucking stupid. They can’t talk, they can’t do math, they can’t read. All they can do is eat and shit and kill each other and rape other animals. They’re terrible. The Dirty Frenchman knows this. That’s why we need to start abusing animals more. Poke a fox in the eye. Start spreading terrible rumours about a bear’s cousin. Pee in a fucking cat’s cornflakes. Make a difference. Together we can change the world. Oh look.

This one sounds like you took a fucking bath in a vat of lava in The Bronx:

Datsik – Swagga (Funtcase remix) (mediafire)

This one sounds like your locked eyes with a chick during a magic show on a Carnival cruise and then later you tried to find her at the club on the boat but she wasn’t there and you had to masturbate that night:

Erup – Smooth Sailing (mediafire)

This one sounds like you did shrooms at a club in Baltimore and you are reconsidering every choice you ever made from the second you were born:

Wiz Khalifa – Black and Yellow (DJ COCO Bmore Remix) (mediafire)

Also:

Leftside – Dance (People)

Rihanna – Rude Boy [Morningstar Moombahfies the Tommie Sunshine Edit]

And never forget:

WALMER RADIO NOVEMBER 15TH 2010!   Leave a comment

Blam! That’s the sound that your head will make when you get hit by the hardness that Plan B brings to this week’s edition of Walmer Radio. Make sure you do some crunches before you listen because this combination of dubstep with a dash of hip hop will knock the wind out of you. Enjoy fuckers!

Vodpod videos no longer available.

Tracks:

Skrillex- Kill Everybody (Original Mix)
Ceelo Green – Fuck You (Dr Palo Dubstep Remix)
The Bloody Beetroots – Warp (Dirtyphonics Dubstep Remix)
Diplo & Lil Jon – U Don’t Like Me (Datsik Remix)
Dragonette – Animale (Datsik Remix)
Game Ft. Waka Flocka Flame (Produced By Lex Luger) – Get ‘Em
The Rolling Stones – Gimme Shelter (Zeds Dead Remix)
B.O.B Feat. Wes Fife – Haterz Everywhere (Subvader Remix)
French Montana – Deuces Freestyle
Rusko – Hold On Ft. Amber Coffman (12th Planet Remix)
Trey Songz – Bottom’s Up (Remix) (Feat. Gucci Mane And Wiz Khalifa)
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