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DANCEHALL! DANCEHALL! DANCEHALL!   2 comments

Busy Signal – Gal Dem Song (zshare)

Caribana is still coming and you are still gonna have to brush up on your daggerin’. Maybe you should take lessons. They probably offer them somewhere. Here’s a recent one from Busy Signal who only knows how to tear it up. That’s his job. And making music. He does that too. Sorry we missed posting yesterday. We said we would post everyday but we are liars. But that’s because we are busy. You can hear Walmer in real life. You can go to this:

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ROMANTIC VYBZ   3 comments

Vybz Kartel – Yuh Love (zshare)

Here’s one for the ladies. It’s gonna soon be Valentine’s Day and we at Walmer Convenience wanted to give a shout out to the ladies of the world and our special ladies in particular. Vybz is back working in the ramping shop and business is booming. Let’s have some real talk for a minute. This is a song that you fuck to. And if you can’t fuck because you’re in a club and you have some semblance of morals then at least grind or dagger. It’s just a way to be respectful and not take our short lives for granted. What would Jesus do? Ethics. Here’s a way for men to court women:

What is it with 80’s cinema today?

SONG OF THE DAY: Silverlink ft. Badness & Jammer – The Message is Love (Mumdance Remix)   4 comments

Silverlink ft. Badness & Jammer – The Message is Love (Mumdance Remix) (zshare)

Here is a story. Before the super successful Daggerin’ party (stand by for news about that), The Dirty Frenchman was afraid he did not have enough bangers to create madness on the floor. He had heard Plan B and Kortez and was jealous because they had ass breaking new songs and The Dirty Frenchman only had ass not as much breaking new songs. He searched far and wide like Harrison Ford looked for his family and his wife in movies:

And then he happened upon this track. This is what dj dreams are made of. This song is what they play in the insane asylum when it’s play time. If this doesn’t get the crowd moving then you are playing in front of quadriplegics. Fast/slow then fast/slow. It has everything. However, that doesn’t mean much to quadriplegics. The Dirty Frenchman was heard to say recently that he is a Mumdance fan. But then maybe that’s a reason not to love Mumdance.

 

SONG OF THE DAY: CAPLETON FEAT. METHOD MAN – WINGS OF THE MORNING (DZ REMIX)   5 comments

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CAPLETON FEAT. METHOD MAN – WINGS OF THE MORNING (DZ REMIX) (zShare)

Imagine you’re Marty McFly and it’s 1955 out and you’re trying to make your dork pops do it with your hot mom so your hands will stop disappearing and you can live and shit. You’re dodging Biff at every turn and in general shit’s just poppin off. Your dad has no clue how to score chicks and refuses to face his ‘density’. So you rummage through the trunk of your Delorean in a desperate attempt to find anything that will facilitate the task at hand….hmmm…..a radiation suit, he’s never seen one of those….hmmm….my Walkman (or iPod since this is a modernization of this myth) he’s never seen one of those before.  So without having a custom Van Halen ultra-riff to blast his ears to oblivion with, the next runner up would have to be this song. This song is the ’09 equivalent. This is ’09 future music. The typa music to scare your old-timey dad into bangin’ your old-timey mom so you can be whole again. At least wait’ll we’re done. HYIIIIOOOOO!!!

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DON’T FORGET ABOUT THIS!!!!

NEXT SATURDAY DAGGERIN’!!!!

BE THERE!!!

AMAZING MUSIC!!!

GIRLS!!!

WALMER!!!

SONG OF THE DAY: GHISLAIN POIRIER FT. MC ZULU – GO BALLISTIC (TODDLA T & DUCKBEATS REMIX)   2 comments

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GHISLAIN POIRIER FT. MC ZULU – GO BALLISTIC (TODDLA T & DUCKBEATS REMIX) (zshare)

This may not be a new song, but it is a good song. A good song for dancing. A good song for wining (not winning, though you can do that too). Ghislain Poirier is the Quebec kid who can make reggae and soca with the best of them. The Dirty Frenchman thinks that he’s ok because people from Quebec are at least semi-French. This shit will be played at this thing:

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All the shit on this blog could be played at that thing. That’s why Diplo said “Walmer are the best djs”. It’s true. Ask him. Approach him next time you are at one of his shows and talk to him about Walmer Convenience. He will know immediate about whom you are referring to. That look of confusion on his face will be because he is astonished that someone had the gall to bring up the few djs that are better than him to his face. He will pretend to not know what you are talking about. He will say “I don’t know who Plan B and The Dirty Frenchman are.” But his eyes will be saying “Why must you bring up those djs who are are the one stain on my life. Even with all this money and all these bitches and a top selling cd of dancehall/electro music with some of the best reggae artists I will alway measure myself against those two and will always come up short.” Yeah, that’s what will be going on in his mind. The next thing you should do is buy him a drink. He will need one.

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