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Haha! It is I! Fucking Shaquille O’Neal. I’m a fucking genie yo! Jump on my fucking carpet y’all! It’s gonna be a wild ride! Haha! Never a dull moment! Come on kids! Let’s do blow off of tits while we fly in the fucking air! It’s magic! Woohoo! Yeah! I’m so high! Fuck! It’s too fucking much. It’s so high up in this carpet! Look kids! It’s the fucking Statue of Fucking Liberty! Her tits are like the size of a building! Holy shit! Let’s listen fucking music kids! And then we’ll climb on the Statue of Liberty’s tits. You kids like tits right? Let’s go! Haha! MUSIC IS AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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Fuck yeah! We’re lazy cunts. We’re too busy smoking ganja joints and drinking beer drinks. We like to enjoy life instead of sitting in front of our computer to entertain you. Entertain yourselves. Jerk off or touch your clitorises depending on what you have. Make a song. Who knows. Maybe you have the next Who Let the Dogs out in your head or Gangster’s Paradise?

You could be like us

We dare any of you to try to be more successful than the Baha Men. Here’s your fucking music. Shut up. We’re tired. The weekend only begins now and we are already fucked. We’re going to jail. TUNES AFTER THAT JUMP CUNTS:

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Yes…..after being an avid listener forever Plan B finally got the scourage to dive into the mixtape game feet first. It may not have all the newest exclusives but that just means it doesn’t have some fuckhead DJ yelling about em either. This is also a great introduction to an artist that you’ll be hearing a lot more from in the coming years…JUUUU HEARD???


1. Choppa Down Ft. Waka Flocka Flame
2. Morning Ft. Max B
3. Goon Muzik Ft. Dame Grease, Max B
4. In the Sun Ft. Curren$y
5. Money Money
6. Hammer Long Ft. Cheese, Chinx Drugz, Brock
7. Playin in The Wind
8. Crack Da Top Ft. Cheese
9. Go Hard
10. Money Man
11. Steak Sause Ft. Max B
12. Lie To Me Ft. Chinx Drugz, Cheese
13. Business Ft. Max B
14. Bad Habits Ft. Bun b
15. Ny Minute Remix Ft. Ma$e, Jadakiss
16. Straight Ca$h
17. Juuuu Heard
18. Run NY

Shout to and don’t forget to come and check Plan B and the dirty Frenchman HERE..


What do we do for Fuckmas here at Walmer? We give you a crazy assortment of tunes to listen to! For example if you are in a class called Dancehall 101 at university you need this song:

Spragga Benx & Sugar Slick – Badman Anthem (zshare)

That song is a classic that makes this happen to you:


Hey why not have another dancehall classic. Your parents probably listened to this one:

Bounty Killer – Warlords World (zshare)

This is what Bounty Killer does now:

But what about other musics? What about dancehall and breakdance music?

RDX – Ben Ova Wibble Wobble Dj Nezz Remix Exclusive (zshare)

Wow and when you practice dancing to it, don’t let this happen:

And what about the b-more music? Well these guys are called the Partysquad (yeah, that’s their name) and they do mothafuckin sick shit and this is a sick remix of the Bloody Beetroots:

The Bloody Beetroots – Warp 1.9 (Partysquad edit) (zshare)

And what about the ladies? What do they get? This song is for ladies and bound to activate pum-pums. Ladies know how to work a pum-pum especially their own. It’s science. Plus it has Lumidee in it. What has she been up to the last 7 years? We guess this:

Enur ft Lumidee – Enur’s Bonfire (zshare)

Just for education, Enur are the assholes responsible for this:

Did you know the chick is dead? Yeah. Christmas.

Oh and this will be out soon:

Well, that was a blowout post!!! But seriously, it wouldn’t be Fuckmas without some hip hop!!! It would be Fuckmakkah or Fuckmadan or something!!!

This year was a year of transition in hip hop. New MC’s discovered new ways of doing things and now hip hop just basically looks like a love-in. Electro is commonplace, there’s a new girl on the scene, and emo rap songs are dominating the airwaves.

This year’s golden girl is Nicki Minaj. Yeah she’s been around for a minute but she was involved in the Young/Ca$h Money acquisition fest this year and learned to rhyme like Wayne. Expect for Nicki to be a household name this year…and for those of you who’ve been on her shit at least you get to see that ass more often!! Peep the following Fuckmas special featuring Ursher Raymond called Little Freak, Nicki even rhymes off the reindeers…MERRY FUCKIN FUCKMAS!!!

Usher feat. Nicki Minaj – Little Freak (Zshare)

Here’s a vid of Nicki spittin and looking hot:

Far as new MC’s go, Wiz and Curren$y shut shit down this year. Wiz Khalifa’s debut album is out Called Deal or No Deal and the shit lives up to the hype. From a strictly Myspace entity not much more than a year ago to now being a bona fide label-locked spitter with presumably more debt than diamonds, Wiz had a perfectly executed plan. Let’s just see if he can make a sophomore junt that’s worth remembering his name…The following track put him on a lotta radars, and features Ya Boy From LA.

Wiz Khalifa – Boarding Pass Remix Feat. Ya Boy (Zshare)

Curren$y looks unbelievably high all the time. His album and a HUGE expanse of free mixtapes of his are available for rapage (and coppage if so inclined) from, a dope site that’s a perfect example of the changing face of modern music marketing and sale. Here’s a hot song to get high and whip around listening to. Curren$y is a particular favorite of Plan B’s, his main interests being Jets, Fast cars, Money, Girls and weed, perhaps Plan B senses a kindred spirit. He also fucks with one of Plan B’s favorite producers of the moment, Dame Grease…more on that later.

Curren$y feat Jean LaPhare & Dee Low – Blown Away (Zshare)

And you can’t really talk about hip hop in ’09 at all without talking about Gucci. Yeah, we been ridin’ for Gucci for a minute and still do. In our humble opinion, MC’s like Gucci are the essence, not that other bullshit. Dude has fun with it and always puts out bangers. He’s had an exceptional ear for beats and has played his cards well no matter what bullshit he’s been dealt. Supposedly (warning: internet rumor) him and Jeezy are back on track having squashed the beef between them that left one CTE affiliate dead and Gucci serving a year in jail. Well, regardless if it’s squashed, he’s back in the bing for Fuckmas and that sucks no matter how fuckin gangsta you are. FREE GUCI…and cop that State Vs. Radric Davis, shit is hot as fuck.

Gucci Mane feat Ursher Raymond – Spotlight (Zshare)

Gucci Out:

Spotlight Vid:

Anyway, that brings us to the tragic story of 2009. Depending on how you look at it. Max B was in a similar spot as Gucci a year ago. Albeit with bullshit drama between him and Jim Jones involving music ownership but he was poised for a takeover seldom seen in hip hop. One of the best lyricists to hit the scene in a  long time, Boss Don Biggavel had the Apple by the core especially when paired with French Montana and Dame Grease beats…till the bottom dropped out. Now he’s gone for as long as 30 years. And his Fuckmas will suck as much as Gucci’s but at least Max’ll have a better chance of a white Fuckmas being incarcerated in Jersey instead of ATL…Thank Father Fuckmas for those small miracles. You can also get Max B’s extensive catalog at


Max B – Dead Solver (Zshare)

Max during better days:


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Must be a bitch tryna get that sour in there…

BONUS TRACK: Curren$y – Living The Life (Ft. Max B And Young Riot)

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