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SUPER FUCKING SOUNDCLOUD THURSDAY!   Leave a comment

Hello, my name is Carlton Weathers, but you can call me Carl but don’t call me late for dinner. Ha ha, yes I am quite a fucking joker. Let me tell you my mamma used to whoop my ass so hard because I was just making jokes non stop when I was just a little kid in that crazy town that you may call New Orleans but will always be Cracklevania to me. But this is not just about me. This is about the fact that it is Thursday and that there are soundclouds out there that are super. Fuck yeah. And the crazy thing about it is that each one represents an aspect of my life. Let’s take a fucking journey together. Come. Hold my hand. It’s not gay. Just do it. LET’S GO AFTER THE JUMP!

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THIS NOT JUST IN. A FEW DAYS OLD   Leave a comment

We’re normally a bunch of assholes who insult everything and everyone you hold dear and really nothing has changed, we still think your dad is a failure and you are likely to follow him down the road of not living up to expectations and alcoholism. But we wanted to fucking tell you to download this free mixtape by Javier Estrada the fucking Mexican genius. This album sneaks across the borders of crunk, cumbia, moombahton, moombrocore and other genres we don’t have the name of or the knowledge to identify. We are idiots. Musical idiots. Anyway, listen to it, play it out. Impress your loser friends.

DOWNLOAD IT HERE FUCKNUTS!

NEW YEAR FIRE   Leave a comment

Here’s some music to put on while you light your house on fire. You don’t even try to claim the insurance money. Where you’re going, people buy and sell things with bullets and sex.

Chris Brown ft Lil Wayne and Busta-Look At Me Now (Sabbo Remix)

Darling Farah – Suicidal Tendencies [Tommie Sunshine & Figure Brooklyn Fire Remix]

Schlachthofbronx – Ayoba! feat. Spoek & Gnucci Banana [Tommie Sunshine & Figure Brooklyn Fire Remix]

Bounty Killer – Murderer – RadioKillaZ Bootleg Mix – 320

EXACTLY ONE WEEK UNTIL YOU MUST THRUST   Leave a comment

Yes, next Thursday we shall thrust as if commanded by the lord god almighty herself. The rhythms we provide shall inspire people from far and wide to engage in thrusful acts with the help of the stripper pole. It will put you in a thrusting state. Only the thrustworthy need apply. This thrustful event will only ever happen on our soil, therefore it is a Canada Thrust. This event is not for the misthrustful however. So please, next Thursday if you’re feeling thrustish, come and quench your thirst to thrust at Blondie’s, 1378 Queen St. West, where we will thrust to dawn!!!

Mickey Slim – Skank Out (Kovu Refix) (Zshare)

WE <3 MMMONDAYS   Leave a comment

Yesssssssss…TGIM!!!!

It’s that time of the week again for you to mmmosey on in for a mmmassive mmmoderately priced mmmartini!!! Not to mention you’ll hear the hottest tunes out there right now as spun by the best DJ’s Toronto has to offer, Plan B and The Dirty Frenchman. So come on down to Andy Poolhall tonight for an awesome time and the livest mmmonday around..

SONG OF THE DAY: BONECRUSHER – FAT MAN STOMP   1 comment

WHAT THE FUCK?

WHAT THE FUCK?

BONECRUSHER – FAT MAN STOMP (ZSHARE)

Bonecrusher damn sure had a run for a minute there huh? Now where is he? I mean, a couple years ago, even Cam was jumping on remixes for him and now he’s pretty much just a guest on The Iron Chef. What a weird career segue from “…so I go to my loaded tech nine that’s up in the truuuuunk…” to “This is delicious Elk Carpaccio.” In that respect we can kind of understand Bill O’Rielly. He’s obviously still the world’s biggest douche but he comes from a time where they would hunt you down and level treason accusations at you for burning a doob or wearing a peace sign on a t-shirt. So in the realm of political commentary a guy like Luda or Bonecrusher becoming as mainstream as they have must really strike fear in your heart…if you listen to one offensive lyric and fixate on it mercilessly…but if he were to give this joint some burn he might just get it.

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