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WHERE BASS AND YOUR MOM’S PUSSY MEET   Leave a comment

Which came first: bass or your mom’s pussy? The answer may surprise you. Or not. Maybe you already know. You are like an expert in that shit. You also are an expert in farts that hiss out of your ass and for some reason last like a whole fucking minute. You have your likes and you specialties. Who are we to tell you how to live your life? Anyway, maybe you need to shift your focus and concentrate on other things like music. Maybe these tunes will inspire you to change your life and become a doctor or architect. Maybe they will convince you to climb back up your mom’s pussy. THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO KNOW! GO CHECK OUT THE FUCKING TUNES AFTER THE JUMP! Read the rest of this entry »

FUCKING NEKI STRANAC FUCKING FESTIVAL OF MAGIC AND FUCKING MUSIC   Leave a comment

Hey assmunchers. Have you heard of Neki Stranac? He some kind of Serbian robot that came out of a laboratory and he was programmed to just make a shitload of edits. He hates original tunes like an asshole and hopes to have all original tunes eliminated by the year 2014. After that, there will be no new music. It will just be old songs edited. The future is now. He is also a bully. He never sleeps. He already made like 4 edits in the last 24 hours. Maybe 5.  Taste them AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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