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THE SOUNDCLOUDS YOU WROTE ABOUT IN YOUR DIARY   1 comment

Hey little baby, you gonna cry and write about your period in your diary? You gonna go in front of the mirror and tell yourself that you got a big dick or if you’re a girl that you have big fucking vagina? Is that something that girls care about? Who has the biggest vagina? Is that like some kind of secret sisterhood hierarchy? No? Have you guessed we’re all dudes by how misogynistic we are? Yes? What about applying your powers of deduction to deducing why these tracks are so hot. Which fucking tracks? THE ONES AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP FUCKERS!

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WALMER IS BACK IN BUSINESS! FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, YOU’RE COOL, FUCK YOU!   Leave a comment

There was a moment recently where assholes and assholettes were stuck reading earnest blogs that talk about music in a way that they want the artist’s dick (or vagina) in their mouth. It was a dark time. Posts on Walmer were sparse. That time is over. Vacation is finished. You wanna relax in the sun then go hang out with the old folks in Florida or take a fucking Carnival Cruise or some shit. This is not Club Med or Sandals resort. So much fucking shit came out while we were gone. This post will get some of the individual songs. We gonna make a post about EPs too. It’s gonna be a festival of light. Gonna be like a fucked up Diwali mixed with Easter and Kwanzaa. Let’s get to that shit after the jump and look forward to new exclusives and new parties this fucking fall. Watch out. Click to see the tracks AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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YOUR GIRLFRIEND USED TO SLEEP WITH THESE SONGS   1 comment

Whose song is Rihanna listening to? Is she listening to the moombahton? Is she listening to the juke? What about the fucking drumstep? “Hi, my names is Rihanna. I like make drumstep play in mines ears.” That’s the way it would be. What would you do if your girlfriend stated liking drumstep? Would you have it play in the background while you guys fuck? Would you play chopped and screwed while you fucked? If you did would it take you 4 hours or 6 to finish? Anyway. Just listen to these songs and imagine Rihanna was in your class in high school. GO GET THEM AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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