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WE’RE BACK ASSHOLES!   1 comment

What do you think this is? We just wanted to take a rest and smoke some weed for the long weekend in Canada where we celebrate Queen Victoria who is dead. The world is so needy. Don’t you fucking get it? The soundclouds are gonna always be in the sky. There is no hurry. But apparently we need to pretend that something is always going the fuck down on this fucker. So here we are, posting like clowns. Should we just shut down this blog and write instead a blog for children about how it’s their birthday and we will give them a ballon shaped like a dog? Should we make a blog about how we’ve “got your nose” or how we looked in your ear and all of a sudden there is a quarter in there? No. That’s a terrible idea. That was so stupid. Just shut up and listen to these tunes AFTER THE JUMP!

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SOUNDCLOUDS SHOVED SO FAR UP YOUR ASS THEY CAME OUT YOUR MOUTH   Leave a comment

Hello fucks! Do you know who the fuck I am? I’m fucking Colonel Sanders. Yeah. That’s fucking  right. I’m dead. So dead. But I came the fuck back to life to write for the Walmer Convenience Musical Blog. You don’t even know what the fuck I’ve been up to! I’ve been making fried chicken for Jesus! He fucking loves it! Eats that shit every fucking meal. Motherfucker is fat as fuck now but he still gets all the bitches because he’s fucking Jesus! But whatever, I’m not here to talk about my boring life doing blow off of angel tits and having “cloud parties” (think of the dirtiest shit you can imagine and then multiply by 100). No, my job is to show the the songs that menat the most to me during my time on Earth. Sure most of these fucks weren’t born yet when I died but that’s not important. What is important is the music. Let’s fucking listen. AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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SUPER FUCKING SOUNDCLOUD WEDNESDAY!   Leave a comment

Hey you fucking fucks! What a time to be alive. We have Microsoft Zunes™ we have Coke Zero™ and now we have a new EP from the super moombahton bros themselves Heartbreak and Munchi. In East Timor people are making thousands of feet of popcorn garlands in celebration. In Moldova they have declared today a national holiday. But there is so much more great music as well out there. Why don”t we all fucking gather round and take a look at it together like a family. A terrible, drug addled family. Join us on this magical journey AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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WHAT DID YOU DO DURING SPRING BREAK?   2 comments

Hello mamma and pappa,

I make a writing of my spring break. I make a many fun on beach. There is truth that I for love there. He is the nice one. It looks that we marry and we go to live in that land is his. I touch happiness for first time mamma and pappa. This life has qualities of happy. Sadness goes.

I love him.

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