Archive for the ‘calvertron’ Tag

YOUR GIRLFRIEND USED TO SLEEP WITH THESE SONGS   1 comment

Whose song is Rihanna listening to? Is she listening to the moombahton? Is she listening to the juke? What about the fucking drumstep? “Hi, my names is Rihanna. I like make drumstep play in mines ears.” That’s the way it would be. What would you do if your girlfriend stated liking drumstep? Would you have it play in the background while you guys fuck? Would you play chopped and screwed while you fucked? If you did would it take you 4 hours or 6 to finish? Anyway. Just listen to these songs and imagine Rihanna was in your class in high school. GO GET THEM AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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TUESDAY FUCK FEST WITH YOUR MOM MAYBE FEATURED   Leave a comment

 

Haha! It is I! Fucking Shaquille O’Neal. I’m a fucking genie yo! Jump on my fucking carpet y’all! It’s gonna be a wild ride! Haha! Never a dull moment! Come on kids! Let’s do blow off of tits while we fly in the fucking air! It’s magic! Woohoo! Yeah! I’m so high! Fuck! It’s too fucking much. It’s so high up in this carpet! Look kids! It’s the fucking Statue of Fucking Liberty! Her tits are like the size of a building! Holy shit! Let’s listen fucking music kids! And then we’ll climb on the Statue of Liberty’s tits. You kids like tits right? Let’s go! Haha! MUSIC IS AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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CLOUDS OF SOUNDS OUT SLAPPING THAT BITCH AND FUCKING   1 comment

Yo yo yo! What time is it? Time to shut the fuck up and hear damn music you sluts! Yeah, we got no respect for our readers. Anyway, no fucking celebrity writer gimmick for today, just you,  us, and the assholes that made these tunes teabagging your ears with noise.

Bart B More – Make Some Noise (Frikstailers Remix)

KANYE WEST – BLAME GAME (CALVERTRON BOOTY)

Munchi – Goon Anthem (concept)

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