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WAYA WAYA’S FREE NATURA EP IS WHAT’S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW WITH YOU   Leave a comment

“Hey broseph, what are you saying right now?”

“Not much man. Just listening to the Waya Waya Natura EP I got for fucking free from Cocobass Records website.”

“Sounds swaggariffic. What the fuck is it like?”

“LOL! It’s like Avatar mixed with Apocalypto mixed with Eyes Wide Shut mixed with a good dream.”

“That sounds quite boring and uninteresting to me.”

“Are you a fucking idiot?”

“Well I prefer to be humble but, and this is just from what others have told me but, yes.”

“Oh fuck, ok that makes sense”

“Can I still listen to the Waya Waya Natura Ep with you even though the fact that it’s good makes me not really interested in hearing it?”

“Why certainly asshole. We can GO FUCKING LISTEN TO IT AND EVEN DOWNLOAD IT BECAUSE IT’S FUCKING FREE AFTER THE JUMP!”

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FUCK FACE TUESDAYS   Leave a comment

Fucking tired like fuck. Head feels like this fucking cop car, like our brain got wrapped around a tree while we were driving. That’s life right now. Dead inside style. Whatever. This is not the time to complain. We ain’t little baby bitches always looking for their bottles and crying tears on the ground. We ain’t no warm milk drinkin’ motherfuckers. Anyway. We don’t feel like fucking entertaining you so how about you fucking just click and GRAB SOME FUCKING TUNES AFTER THE JUMP CUNT FACES!

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WHERE BASS AND YOUR MOM’S PUSSY MEET   Leave a comment

Which came first: bass or your mom’s pussy? The answer may surprise you. Or not. Maybe you already know. You are like an expert in that shit. You also are an expert in farts that hiss out of your ass and for some reason last like a whole fucking minute. You have your likes and you specialties. Who are we to tell you how to live your life? Anyway, maybe you need to shift your focus and concentrate on other things like music. Maybe these tunes will inspire you to change your life and become a doctor or architect. Maybe they will convince you to climb back up your mom’s pussy. THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO KNOW! GO CHECK OUT THE FUCKING TUNES AFTER THE JUMP! Read the rest of this entry »

THE LOL BOYS. THEY ALWAYS MAKE LAUGH OUT LOUD   Leave a comment

Ha ha! Have you made knowing of the LOL Boys? They the musical group that makes spread the laugh. Did you’ve give chance to be the hearing of the Bubbles EP? Is it the dog that is in love? What makes it that mystery is to a jokes? It’s answer that is not knowing. Having the music is great. This is some songs to likes easy. It’s tropical basses. Make it listen so have a go. THIS IS WHERE CLICK TO SEE MORE! IT STREAMS AND IS TO BE DOWNLOADED AFTER THE JUMP!

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Posted August 24, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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FRIDAY FUCKFEST   1 comment

Fuck yeah! We’re lazy cunts. We’re too busy smoking ganja joints and drinking beer drinks. We like to enjoy life instead of sitting in front of our computer to entertain you. Entertain yourselves. Jerk off or touch your clitorises depending on what you have. Make a song. Who knows. Maybe you have the next Who Let the Dogs out in your head or Gangster’s Paradise?

You could be like us

We dare any of you to try to be more successful than the Baha Men. Here’s your fucking music. Shut up. We’re tired. The weekend only begins now and we are already fucked. We’re going to jail. TUNES AFTER THAT JUMP CUNTS:

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MUNCHI’S JUKE EP. NO UNCLE MURDA?   1 comment

Hey assholes! We got some big ass news for you. There is a new Munchi juke EP out. It’s sick like in a way that it is so awesome that you puke on yourself and then you have to clean your shirt but then you listen to it again and then your shirt gets dirty again. It’s a lifestyle. The only problem is that there are no tracks with global bass legend Uncle Murda. When is their collaboration coming out? This only makes the stakes higher for when their album actually does come out comes out and trust us, it will. But in the fucking meantime we are gonna give you the link to download this new EP and have some tracks for you to sample and have Rayiv Munch describe them for you himself, in his own words ALL AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP! Enjoy:

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WELCOME TO WALM-ART   1 comment

Check it out cunt mouths! We got another party in the pipes! ART PARTY! Some of the best damn visual artists in Toronto are coming together at THE PORT GALLERY (1179 Dundas West) on MAY 6TH.

THIS IS GONNA BE SOME BIG BOX ART WITH SOME CHEAP BOOZE AND NO COVER BEFORE MIDNIGHT!

PRESENTING THE ART OF:

HANS POPPE

YOKE

MEDIAH

BOBBY LAWN

And of course music provided by:

WALMER CONVENIENCE (DANCEHALL. RAP. BASS. MOOMBRO TUNES. DRUMSTEP. ASSORTED DANCE MUSIC)

CLICK ATTENDING ON THE FACEBOOK INVITE HERE!

WE ALSO HAVE FUCKING MUSIC AFTER THE JUMP! MAYBE WE WILL PLAY IT. MAYBE WE WON’T. YOU HAVE ENOUGH DISAPPOINTMENT IN YOUR LIVES!

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