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ELEPHANT MAN GETTING STUCK ON A JET SKI IS COMPARABLE TO THE JAPANESE TSUNAMI OR THE EARTHQUAKE IN HAITI   Leave a comment

Were the people in Japan also rescued by Bounty Killer in a boat full of hot chicks?

Posted December 21, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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FUCK FACE TUESDAYS   Leave a comment

Fucking tired like fuck. Head feels like this fucking cop car, like our brain got wrapped around a tree while we were driving. That’s life right now. Dead inside style. Whatever. This is not the time to complain. We ain’t little baby bitches always looking for their bottles and crying tears on the ground. We ain’t no warm milk drinkin’ motherfuckers. Anyway. We don’t feel like fucking entertaining you so how about you fucking just click and GRAB SOME FUCKING TUNES AFTER THE JUMP CUNT FACES!

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THIS SONG WAS HEARD 50123 TIMES IN WHITBY ONTARIO BETWEEN 1998 AND 2004   Leave a comment

 

Posted March 4, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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NEW YEAR FIRE   Leave a comment

Here’s some music to put on while you light your house on fire. You don’t even try to claim the insurance money. Where you’re going, people buy and sell things with bullets and sex.

Chris Brown ft Lil Wayne and Busta-Look At Me Now (Sabbo Remix)

Darling Farah – Suicidal Tendencies [Tommie Sunshine & Figure Brooklyn Fire Remix]

Schlachthofbronx – Ayoba! feat. Spoek & Gnucci Banana [Tommie Sunshine & Figure Brooklyn Fire Remix]

Bounty Killer – Murderer – RadioKillaZ Bootleg Mix – 320

A FAREWELL FROM THE DIRTY FRENCHMAN   2 comments

At this very moment The Dirty Frenchman is in a plane over the Pacific fucking ocean on his way to Shanghai and then Hanoi. As a final parting gift, he leaves you guys with this: Dancehalling

You may be asking yourself, what is the Dancehalling? Well it’s a collection of 16 classic and/or bizarre dancehall tracks that that asshole thought you should get. What could be on it?

Busy Signal – Wine Gal Wine

Buccaneer – Bad Man No Stray

Mr Vegas – Hot Fuck

Bounty Killer & TOK – The Sequel

Spragga Benz – Backshot

and other suprises! Enjoy that shit!

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BOOTY CALL   1 comment

Emmanuelle – What a Booty (zshare)

Why is this song up here? It changes speed in the middle so good luck mixing it properly and it really doesn’t have a normal structure. It’s kind of weird. For the last few months The Dirty Frenchman has listened to it every time he’s rocked his iPod. For some reason he can’t get enough of it. It’s like a symphony about booty. Just like the G20 in Toronto this weekend was a symphony of violence and ridiculousness. There were sooo many cops. There must have been so many cop orgies breaking out. Cop fuck fest. This will be an awesomefest:

Facebook it.

Watch this:

WALMER CONVENIENCE. EVERYWHERE.   Leave a comment

Bounty Killer Ft Elephant Man – How We Do It (zshare)

That song is sick. Two dancehall titans together at last like De Niro and Pacino. If you know dancehall you know what we’re talking about. It’s just epic in every way that a song can be epic. Don’t forget to pay us a visit tomorrow night at Andy Poolhall if you are in Toronto because we’ll be doing this thing:

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