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BAAAAASSSSSSSSSS FAAAAAAAAACCCCEEEEEEE   Leave a comment

Is there a thing as too much bass? Is there a thing as too much face? Maybe. This is world with a million Nicholas Cages just running around in a cage. What does that mean? Nothing. It means mostly that we don’t know what the fuck to write right now. We complain a lot about entertaining you fucks. IT IS SO HARD TO PLEASE YOU! Let’s fucking say that this post is just gonna be for bass music (we’ve complained about this before, all music has bass) and then we’ll do a fucking moombahton post for your fucking pleasure. You would like that no? If not go read a fucking blog about feelings. If you want to have your own fun with Nick Cage’s fucking head go here. OTHERWISE GO GRAB SOME BASS AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!:

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BIG SOUNDCLOUDS IN LITTLE CHINA   Leave a comment

Enchanté! Karl Lagerfeld taught me that that’s how motherfuckers say “Hi” in Germany. Crazy eh? By the way, I’m noted American thespian Curtis James Jackson III. Hahaha! Friends, Romans, Countrymen! Lend me your ears! That’s acting! That’s how you do it! I live in fucking Connecticut now! Grey Poupon fuckers! I just eat a whole jar of that shit to show how rich I am. Use that shit as fuckin moisturizer too. Fuckin burns my fuckin face. I feed lobster to my dogs. I drive around the fuckin golf course in a Cadillac. That my fuckin golf cart. I have to pay for the whole golf course to be replanted with grass every time I play. That’s my fucking life. Don’t wear it out. Fuck yeah. Check out these fucking songs AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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PLAN B – THUGSTEP 2: BANG YO HEAD   2 comments

Plan B is back at it. Using all leftover tracks that didn’t make the cut on the first Thugstep, he hits us all with the 1-2 punch of a big money Hollywood made-for-sequel franchise. Cashing in on the unexpected marginal success of the original, he shows DJ’s everywhere that they should just get out of his lane and leave him their mom’s number. If volume one was sex and murdah, this one is gettin’ brain flyin a 747 through a flock of geese high on Henny and PCP(???)…YEEEEEAH!!

Plan B – Thugstep 2: Bang Yo Head (Zshare)

Tracklist:

Trae Tha Truth ft. Omarion – Speeding

Cruel Intentions (Joker Remix) – Simian Mobile Disco

Salute – The Diplomats

Brrrap (Enigma Remix) – Tom Piper & Blaze Tripp

Cabin Fever – Wiz Khalifa

Bhangra Dance (Zeder Remix) – Zombies For Money

Rollin’ (Diplo Remix) – Jackie Chain ft. Jhi Ali

The Bass (Original Mix) – Hostage

I Fucked Yo Chick – Calico Jones And Soulja Boy

Pitfall

Don’t Kill ‘Em – Pastor Troy

Nowhere to Run (Datsik and Excision Remix) – Apex

Zodiac – Prime

Cumbia (Deathface Remix) – Mexican Institute of Sound

Hard In The Paint (Remix) – Waka Flocka And French Montana

Hold That Sucker Down (Rico Tubbs Remix) – Bassmusic

Poppin Bottles – Rick Ross OJ Da Juiceman and Eightball

Guided Relaxation Dub – Borgore

Light a Fire ft. Bun B (Nappy vs. Ekaj extended Dubstep Mix) – Khalifah

Feed ‘Em To The Pigs – Filth Collins

Lay You Down – Tyga ft. Lil Wayne (Free Weezy)

Lockdown – Statelapse

U Don’t Like Me (Heroes N Villains Remix) – Lil Jon

Out There – Trixta ft. Priceless

Im On It – French Montana ft Big Sean, Nipsey Hussle & Wiz Khalifa

Criminal (Original Mix) – Jiza

Go Hard – Iyaz

Hold On ft. Amber Coffman (Sub Focus Remix) – Rusko

Stuntin Like My Daddy (FAMUEL Remix) – Lil Wayne ft. Birdman

WE <3 DIPLO, HE <3'S US   Leave a comment

Diplo and Borgore – Sunsets (Original Mix) (Zshare)

You know, Dilpo’s always trumpeted the Walmer cause, it’s probably what he’s doing in the above image.  So it’s only right that we return the favor as often as we can. This track is by Diplo and a guy named Borgore. If you don’t know Borgore, this is how we were introduced to him. Not exactly the kind of music we can play on any given night but still hot shit for when you’re ready to do murder high on speedballs and/or methamphetamine and/or plain ol’ crack. That’s supposition, we’ve never done murder. Anyway, here’s a song by Borgore that’s tempered with some Diplo listenability…not to say that it wasn’t listenable when it was just Borgore (more conjecture) but it’s Diplo and we all know what he does…well.

Please remember to come out to mmmonday tonight at Andy Poolhall on College St., it’s been off the fuckin meatrack lately.

Posted July 5, 2010 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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