Archive for the ‘boogaloo’ Tag

JOELITO IS…CRUDO. BUY THAT SHIT!   Leave a comment

Our boy Josh at Big ‘N’ Hairy sent us this EP this last and shit is wild. You want some Soca/UK Funky/Tropical business that is smart and still makes the ladies’ asses bounce up and down? This is gonna be your shit. Joelito been making mad waves with this and his recent EP with Mad Decent. If you ain’t buying this you are depriving yourself just like Kony deprives children of the freedom to be a kid. You don’t wanna be like Kony. People hate that guy. So go sample the EP and BUY THE FUCK OUTTA IT AFTER THE JUMP!

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THE SOUNDCLOUDS YOU WROTE ABOUT IN YOUR DIARY   1 comment

Hey little baby, you gonna cry and write about your period in your diary? You gonna go in front of the mirror and tell yourself that you got a big dick or if you’re a girl that you have big fucking vagina? Is that something that girls care about? Who has the biggest vagina? Is that like some kind of secret sisterhood hierarchy? No? Have you guessed we’re all dudes by how misogynistic we are? Yes? What about applying your powers of deduction to deducing why these tracks are so hot. Which fucking tracks? THE ONES AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP FUCKERS!

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MONDAY OF FUCKING MOOMBAHTON!   Leave a comment

Hey fuckers. I’m James Earl Jones. Yeah. Get used to it. I’m just here to write about some moombahton for the Walmer Convenience Musical Blog. I like the moombahton music a lot. It’s like the music of my life. On my tombstone it will read “James Earl Jones 1931-2015 See: Moombahton” and then when you read about moombahton you will be reading about me because it is the music of my soul. Yeah. That’s my wish. Gonna put it in my fucking will. Who has a pen? There. It’s in. I’m fucking James Earl Jones and that’s how serious I am about moombahton. Here, listen to these tunes AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP:

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