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MO MUSIC, MO PROBLEMS   Leave a comment

Biggie made music and now he’s dead. Big Pun ate food and also made music and now he is in Latino Heaven. Kurt Cobain made music and tears and now he is in white people hell. The point is that music is like cigarettes and the more you make the more likely you are to die. It’s a fucking FACT. Ask a fucking doctor:

“You’re gonna fucking die of syphilis and music kiddo”

See? Anyway. Here’s some fucking tunes because we hate you and will dance on your grave once you are gone.

This one is like you took a rocket ship in the 1980’s and it’s fuelled by crack:

Robyn – Cobrastyle (Bloody Beetroots Remix) (mediafire)

This one is like you’re on a roller coaster that goes through a circa 1950s circus where instead of using trumpets, they use pussys to create music:

Ding Dong – Swag (mediafire)

This song is like you are in a fucking storm where instead rain it is lazers falling out of the sky and you are drunk on gin and maybe having sex:

Sticky Noodles – Booty Drop (mediafire)

This song is like they put Kanye in a centrifuge but he still had feelings and wanted to say something about how he cries sometimes. But you enjoy that:

Kanye West – Runaway (Dj Sega Philly Club Remix) (mediafire)


What do we do for Fuckmas here at Walmer? We give you a crazy assortment of tunes to listen to! For example if you are in a class called Dancehall 101 at university you need this song:

Spragga Benx & Sugar Slick – Badman Anthem (zshare)

That song is a classic that makes this happen to you:


Hey why not have another dancehall classic. Your parents probably listened to this one:

Bounty Killer – Warlords World (zshare)

This is what Bounty Killer does now:

But what about other musics? What about dancehall and breakdance music?

RDX – Ben Ova Wibble Wobble Dj Nezz Remix Exclusive (zshare)

Wow and when you practice dancing to it, don’t let this happen:

And what about the b-more music? Well these guys are called the Partysquad (yeah, that’s their name) and they do mothafuckin sick shit and this is a sick remix of the Bloody Beetroots:

The Bloody Beetroots – Warp 1.9 (Partysquad edit) (zshare)

And what about the ladies? What do they get? This song is for ladies and bound to activate pum-pums. Ladies know how to work a pum-pum especially their own. It’s science. Plus it has Lumidee in it. What has she been up to the last 7 years? We guess this:

Enur ft Lumidee – Enur’s Bonfire (zshare)

Just for education, Enur are the assholes responsible for this:

Did you know the chick is dead? Yeah. Christmas.

Oh and this will be out soon:

Well, that was a blowout post!!! But seriously, it wouldn’t be Fuckmas without some hip hop!!! It would be Fuckmakkah or Fuckmadan or something!!!

This year was a year of transition in hip hop. New MC’s discovered new ways of doing things and now hip hop just basically looks like a love-in. Electro is commonplace, there’s a new girl on the scene, and emo rap songs are dominating the airwaves.

This year’s golden girl is Nicki Minaj. Yeah she’s been around for a minute but she was involved in the Young/Ca$h Money acquisition fest this year and learned to rhyme like Wayne. Expect for Nicki to be a household name this year…and for those of you who’ve been on her shit at least you get to see that ass more often!! Peep the following Fuckmas special featuring Ursher Raymond called Little Freak, Nicki even rhymes off the reindeers…MERRY FUCKIN FUCKMAS!!!

Usher feat. Nicki Minaj – Little Freak (Zshare)

Here’s a vid of Nicki spittin and looking hot:

Far as new MC’s go, Wiz and Curren$y shut shit down this year. Wiz Khalifa’s debut album is out Called Deal or No Deal and the shit lives up to the hype. From a strictly Myspace entity not much more than a year ago to now being a bona fide label-locked spitter with presumably more debt than diamonds, Wiz had a perfectly executed plan. Let’s just see if he can make a sophomore junt that’s worth remembering his name…The following track put him on a lotta radars, and features Ya Boy From LA.

Wiz Khalifa – Boarding Pass Remix Feat. Ya Boy (Zshare)

Curren$y looks unbelievably high all the time. His album and a HUGE expanse of free mixtapes of his are available for rapage (and coppage if so inclined) from, a dope site that’s a perfect example of the changing face of modern music marketing and sale. Here’s a hot song to get high and whip around listening to. Curren$y is a particular favorite of Plan B’s, his main interests being Jets, Fast cars, Money, Girls and weed, perhaps Plan B senses a kindred spirit. He also fucks with one of Plan B’s favorite producers of the moment, Dame Grease…more on that later.

Curren$y feat Jean LaPhare & Dee Low – Blown Away (Zshare)

And you can’t really talk about hip hop in ’09 at all without talking about Gucci. Yeah, we been ridin’ for Gucci for a minute and still do. In our humble opinion, MC’s like Gucci are the essence, not that other bullshit. Dude has fun with it and always puts out bangers. He’s had an exceptional ear for beats and has played his cards well no matter what bullshit he’s been dealt. Supposedly (warning: internet rumor) him and Jeezy are back on track having squashed the beef between them that left one CTE affiliate dead and Gucci serving a year in jail. Well, regardless if it’s squashed, he’s back in the bing for Fuckmas and that sucks no matter how fuckin gangsta you are. FREE GUCI…and cop that State Vs. Radric Davis, shit is hot as fuck.

Gucci Mane feat Ursher Raymond – Spotlight (Zshare)

Gucci Out:

Spotlight Vid:

Anyway, that brings us to the tragic story of 2009. Depending on how you look at it. Max B was in a similar spot as Gucci a year ago. Albeit with bullshit drama between him and Jim Jones involving music ownership but he was poised for a takeover seldom seen in hip hop. One of the best lyricists to hit the scene in a  long time, Boss Don Biggavel had the Apple by the core especially when paired with French Montana and Dame Grease beats…till the bottom dropped out. Now he’s gone for as long as 30 years. And his Fuckmas will suck as much as Gucci’s but at least Max’ll have a better chance of a white Fuckmas being incarcerated in Jersey instead of ATL…Thank Father Fuckmas for those small miracles. You can also get Max B’s extensive catalog at


Max B – Dead Solver (Zshare)

Max during better days:


The Complete Dirty Frenchman (Up to May 2009)   2 comments

Over the last year The Dirty Frenchman has put out 3 awesome mixes. Here they are:

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Soulja Boy – Crank Dat (Cousin Cole Remix)

Edu K – Gatas Gatas Gatas (Crookers Remix)

Simian Mobile Disco – I Believe (Switch Remix)

Elephant Man – Shake That Ass Is On Fire

Elektrons ft Eska – Dirty Basement (Sinden Remix)

Assassin – Don’t Let Me Hold Ya

Simian Mobile Disco – It’s The Beat

M.I.A. – XR2

Dr Evil – Stamina Man

Crookers – Knobbers

Count Of Monte Cristal – B More Forward

Crookers – Big Money comin’

MOP – Ante Up (Tittsworth Remix)

Bonde de Role – Gasolina (Crookers Remix)

Capleton – Who You Callin’ Nigga

Justice – Phantom Pt II (Soulwax Remix)

Movado – Top Shotta Nah Miss

This mix came out in early 2008 so yes, these tracks are not exactly hot off the presses but take a listen. This puts the “pow” in powerful. Mad electro and dancehall power.

Government Housing(save as)


Dj Blaqstarr – Hey MF’s
Late of the Pier – Space and the Woods (the c90s Remix)
New Young Pony Club – Ice Cream (Herve Goes Bananas Remix)
ACDC – Thunderstruck (Tittsworth Remix)
Roisin Murphy – Overpowered (Herve Remix)
Crookers – My Penny
Boys Noise – My Head (Para One Remix)
Jamelia – Something About You (Crookers Crunky Remix)
The Count of Monte Cristal – Bounce That Ass
Spank Rock – Bump (Switch Remix)
Crookers – Aguas De Parco
Princess Superstar – Licky (Herve Goes Low Remix)
Liquid – Sweet Harmony (Streetlife Djs Mix)
Scotch – Penguin’s Invasion (Hot Version)
Sinden and The Count of Monte Cristal – We Don’t Give a Damn
South Rakkas Crew – Mad Again (Boy 8-Bit Remix)

Goverment Housing is from mid 2008 and is more electro slanted.

Race To Fuck Mountain

Race To Fuck Mountain

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Bobmo- To the Bobmobile (Kazey & Bulldog Remix)

Tigerstyle ft Vybz Kartel, Mangi Mahal and Nikitta- Balle Shava (Sinden Remix)

Count of Monte Cristal- Dibby Dj

Mr Vegas- Round of Applause

Fake Blood- Mars

R Kelly- Ignition (Cousin Cole Remix)

Mr Vegas- Dope

Black Kids- I’m not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance With You (The Twelves Remix)

Dennis Dj- Jonathan Ii

Hot Fucker- Jamtech Foundation

Aaron Lacrate & Debonair Samir- Real Bitch Roll Call

Pitbull ft Don Omar- Fuego

The Bloody Beetroots ft Steve Aoki- Warp 7.7

Rick Ross- Hustlin (Sinden Baltimore Remix)

A R Rahman ft Sukhvinder Singh, Tanvi Shah & Mahalaxmi Iyer- Jai Ho

Snoop Dogg- Snoop Dogg Millionaire

Race To Fuck Mountain is the latest work of the The Dirty Frenchman and incorporates dancehall, hip hop, electro, baile funk, dubstep, b-more and other shit. Supreme quality.

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