Archive for the ‘bling dawg’ Tag

WHERE BASS AND YOUR MOM’S PUSSY MEET   Leave a comment

Which came first: bass or your mom’s pussy? The answer may surprise you. Or not. Maybe you already know. You are like an expert in that shit. You also are an expert in farts that hiss out of your ass and for some reason last like a whole fucking minute. You have your likes and you specialties. Who are we to tell you how to live your life? Anyway, maybe you need to shift your focus and concentrate on other things like music. Maybe these tunes will inspire you to change your life and become a doctor or architect. Maybe they will convince you to climb back up your mom’s pussy. THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO KNOW! GO CHECK OUT THE FUCKING TUNES AFTER THE JUMP! Read the rest of this entry »

BONUS   Leave a comment

Here’s some extra shit because it’s a long weekend. It’s fucking Family Day weekend so you can listen to this music and fuck your family. No, we’re just kidding, don’t do that. Oh fuck, you did. That’s gonna be an awkward Christmas.

This one sounds like you’re at Dracula’s office Christmas party and you had too much to drink:

Flonko – Bants Bootleg (mediafire)

This one sounds like you are in a fucking factory that makes space lazers in the year 2123. And your dog died but you’re happy because he was terrible:

Figure & Will Bailey – Move (Drumstep Mix) (mediafire)

This one sounds like you fell in love with a girl from Ajax, Ontario and she is calling you up just to get you to drive her around in your car but she might still touch your penis when you make her smoke weed. And it’s smooth shit:

Bling Dawg & Jovi Rockwell – I’m Free (mediafire)

This one sounds like someone took your favourite fucking song and remixed it and you’re like “I never fucking knew anyone else even knew about this song”

Ward 21 – President (mediafire)

 

 

OBSCURE DANCEHALL VIDEO PARTY PART 2!   1 comment

You asked for it! Take a trip with us again through the videos of dancehall artists you never knew existed. And if you did know about them then you are cooler than us. First up, The Passion of Bramma:

Bramma is an artist. His videos actually seem pretty cool. We are not being sarcastic. Here’s more:

This next one is the new best video ever. It has everything you want. Future Fambo is for real. You’ll be able to catch us drunken dancing everywhere:

This next shit is some straight Toronto dancehall shiznit. Eyesus straight reppin Eglinton Flats. And he’s affiliated with Vybz.

More Eyesus. Anyone in Toronto know anyone in this video?:

Karim Hype teaches you to be a good sport here. And don’t forget to drink Nuvo. It’s a man’s drink:

And here’s the Monster Twins:

And here is Bling Dawg who just wants to help girls live a healthy lifestyle:

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