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PLAN B SWAGGED OUT: JACKIE CHAIN – WOW   Leave a comment

Yeah fuckers, just another quality joint that you’ll probably hear on Saturday at this thing when the big homie Sto celebrates being another year closer to dead. But for real, this party has the anticipation level of say, Christmas…or Chanukkah depending on your vintage, but you know what we mean. A Saturday party. Walmer. Chicken. FUCK YEAH!

ONE MORE BIRTHDAY POST   4 comments

On this day of days when The Dirty Frenchman takes time to celebrate his birthday it is important to ask: Who else is celebrating their birthday? This is who:

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The Dalai Lama

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Sylvester Stallone

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Basketball superstar Pau Gasol

Inspectah Deck

George W. Bush

Sister Sister

50 Cent

It would make sense, and be more environmentally sensible, if they all got together and celebrated their birthdays together. Only you can make this happen. In a democracy we, the people have the power if we make our voices heard. That is why you must sign THE JULY 6TH BIRTHDAY PETITION.

A HAPPY BIRTHDAY SONG OF THE DAY: LIL BOOSIE – THEY DYKIN   1 comment

THE DIRTY FRENCHMAN

THE DIRTY FRENCHMAN

LIL BOOSIE

LIL BOOSIE

LIL BOOSIE – THEY DYKIN’

Well today’s the Dirty Frenchman’s birthday and no one really knows how old he is. He is, as they say, of indeterminate age. Now as much as no one knows how old he is, anyone who knows him knows what he wants for his birthday. Hookers and blow. Preferably lots of both. Well Dirty Frenchman, from all of us here at Walmer Convenience, bump this one on us…while you bump one of them….and bump some of that. HYIIOOOOOO!!

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