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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING DOWN IN TORONTO ON SATURDAY MARCH 26?   2 comments

Listen fucknuts. Here’s the deal: one of our favourite electronic groups of the last few years is coming to Toronto. Who are they? Schlachthofbronx. What do they do? They serve up bass like Japan serves up nuclear disasters. They go big. Too soon or not soon enough? You be the judge. Anyway, they are coming to fucking Toronto with Dubbel Dutch this Saturday. If you live in or are gonna be anywhere around Toronto that day then it is your duty to go to this show. We are not even involved with this show and we are telling you to go. We’re actually pretty jealous of those Plugged Not Thugged assholes for getting them and have often joked that we should make a Thugged Not Plugged party as a joke. For just this moment however, we will put down our weapons and unite together like the all the countries in the world did in the smash 1996 hit Independence Day. We still have the best blog in Toronto and are the best djs. That will never change.

BUY THE TICKETS HERE FUCKERS!

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Not convinced by our self-interested selflessness? Then click after the jump for ALL THE BEST SHIT THAT SCHLACHTHOFBRONX HAS MADE! (obviously not all for download you assholes)

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SOUNDCLOUDS THAT YOUR MOM TAKES IN THE BATHROOM WITH HER AND THEN LOCKS THE DOOR   Leave a comment

Cowabunga fuckers! I’m George W Bush! I have been reappointed President of the United States for the next five minutes that you read this so that making jokes about me still seems relevant and that I can make a speech to my fucking country and the fucking world to tell tem about amazing clouds of sound that you can listen to and download from the internet. This shit is tubular!

What They Call Em (Orion Remix)-Kenny Kenny

That last song was like when i was eating pizza with my political bros:

We were so fucking high off the greens and then this song came on and I was like “Hang 10!” and then I jumped on the table like a surf board and kicked the guy from fucking Uraguay in the face and was like “You’re a gay!” You get it? Lol.

Derek ‘DJA’ Allen & Top Billin – Suspiria

This track is like the time I was crying like a little baby because I was so high and I had to talk infront of bros in Africa and they were all looking at me.

Shit was just too much.

TNT “Hot Gyal” vs Lazer Sword “Batman” (Proper Villains Blend)

This last song is like one that was playing when one of the dudes I sent to Iraq came back and told me about all the pussy he had gotten an I was like “Fuckin right son!”

Hostage – Snake Charmer

This song is a good time song about the time I asked the fucking pope how much pussy he got and he was like “So much pussy dude” and I was like “Sweet”

Schlachthofbronx- Nastybass ft spoek mathambo & bigspace

Otherwise, I’m just a big fuckin fan of Schlachthofbronx and I think everybody should listen to their music and maybe get laid to it but definitely smoke some cannons.  Questions?

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