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IT’S THE FUCKING MOOMBAHTON ON A FUCKING MONDAY   Leave a comment

Let’s just drop the pretense, drop the jokes but let’s not drop the fucking ball on this shit. What we got here is one big heaping spoonful of moombah heat. He don’t bother with a post on each track. Why waste your time? Do you want us to tell you that we like this music? Of course we fucking do. That’s why we posted it. So just check these the fuck out. Smoke a fat ass joint and enjoy the fuck out of your day. LET’S GO FUCK WITH SOME MOOMBAH GOODNESS AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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SOUDCLOUDS THAT STAND ON THE SHOULDERS OF GIANTS   Leave a comment

Hey cuntnuts? What did you do during the weekend? Did you have fun? Did you puke? Did you go to the bathroom outside of a bathroom? You are like a bird. A free bird. The bathroom is a cage you will never be confined to. You go when you like, where you like with dignity. There is no holding it in for you. You don’t hold in your emotions and you don’t hold in your pee or poo. You make the rules even while you break them. This is your music AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!:

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WALMER CONVENIENCE PRESENTS PLAN B AGAINST THE THE DIRTY FRENCHMAN IN: THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS   8 comments

PLAN B AGAINST THE DIRTY FRENCHMAN IN: THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS

Finally. Everyone in the world can put down their weapons, quit their jobs, drop their dreams and wonder what they do next because the entire purpose of human existence has now been fulfilled. Plan B and The Dirty Frenchman have banded together and made not a mix but rather “The Mix”. And not just a mix but really the crowning achievement of all human work. This will delight you. It will scare you. It’s thugged as fuck. It will sometimes leave you dumbfounded. But most all it will leave you asking “What the fuck do we do next?” Indeed. What the fuck do we all do next?

So good that they could take another album’s cover and now it is their cover. Who else’s is it? Do you even remember? Was it even meant for anyone else

Tracklist:

Plan B:
Dr.Dre, Akon, Snoop – KushRMX
Doorly – Horse Step – Original Mix
Waka Flocka Flame – Hard In Da Paint (jimmy2times Baltimore Club Remix)
Munchi – You’re a Jerk

The Dirty Frenchman:
Canblaster – Clockworks
Gucci Mane – Missing (Melé Remix)
Redfoxx – I Want 2 B Free

Plan B:
Metallica – Seek & Destroy (Bassnectar Remix)
Haezer – James Bond (Rough Draft Dubstep Remix)
Rittz – High Five

The Dirty Frenchman:
Munchi ft Chico Rock – Bebe De To
Derek Allen & Top Billin – Suspiria
Dj Khaled ft Rick Ross, Plies, Lil Wayne & T-Pain – Welcome To My Hood

Plan B:
Darude – Sandstorm (Vaski Remix)
Skrillex – Kill Everybody (Bare Noize Remix)
Slim Dunkin – Break a Bottle

The Dirty Frenchman:
Benny Benassi ft T-Pain – Electroman (Dirtyphonics Remix)
Kelly Rowland ft Lil Wayne – Motivation (Diplo Remix)
Jackie Chain – Molly (Mad Sax Riddim)

Plan B:
Triple C’s – Walking on Water
Hooky – Purge
Gunplay Ft. Waka Flocka Flame – Rollin’

The Dirty Frenchman:
Cottonmouth – NOHA
Roscoe Dash – Show Out (Heroes + Villains Remix)
Barrington Levy Ft Vybz Kartel & Khago – Gangsters

THE RISE OF BOOMBAHCHERO   2 comments

We’ve talked about it before. There is a new music on the scene. It’s boombahchero. It sounds like music made for donkeys. Seriously. How is someone supposed to dance to it? It’s like comedy music. If someone tried to dance to it they would fall over. It makes no sense. It’s like you were transported to the cartoon world of Roger Rabbit. Click after the jump. ENTER THAT FUCKING WORLD FUCKERS!

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NO SATISFACTION. EVER.   2 comments

Benny Benassi – Satisfaction (Afrojack Remix) (zshare)

Fresh out of fucking people’s brains and feet last night, Walmer remains still unsatisfied. Why? Because we want more. We want to fuck people’s brains and feet all over town. All over the world. We want to explode onto the scene like this missile exploded onto this house. The world will not be ruled by boring house or funk or whatever you heard a million times before. We bring the new shit. Getting more Walmer Convenience is easy. You can write to your local parliamentary representative or organize a rally with your friends. Or you can just fucking e-mail us and pay us money to play in your club. There are so many choices.

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