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A QUICK INTERVIEW WITH SARAH YOUNG. IF YOU IN THE UK GRAB HER FREE MOOMBAH MIX AT WESC STORES TOMORROW!   Leave a comment

Hey assholes! What’s up? We got another interview for you fuckers because we’re now the Walmer Convenience Interview Blog. This one is with Sarah Young who if you haven’t heard of her is this 22 year old UK dj who has already had amazing fucking opportunities working with Mz Bratt, Donaeo, Toddla T, Jammer, David Heartbreak and other famous cutting edge fuckers. She already has her own streaming radio show on Nasty.fm and she has spun on BBC Asain Network and BBC Radio 1xtra. We are in our 30s and have a blog where we swear and post pictures of toilets. Yeah we feel real fucking good about ourselves. Another notch in this lady’s belt is a free moombahton dj mix available at WeSC stores in the UK (sorry Canadian and American losers). What the fuck is it called? Moombahton Queen. Why the fuck is it called that? You’ll find out.

At first to be honest, we were not sure about interviewing Sarah since she is a dj and we are djs and we don’t wanna help other djs be famous because we are still trying to be famous. We’re assholes like that. We want all the fame for us. We eat fame for breakfast. Anyway, she seemed to really want to be interviewed and doing research on her we were like “Fuck, this girl is driven.” If you wanna know about the mindset of going for the fucking prize then read this interview. Honestly, we were sincerely thinking “Great, another chick hipster dj who wants to be famous. Get in line”. After interacting with her girl actually seems mad cool and if anyone is gonna make it, it’s probably gonna be her. So read this interview, grab a plane ticket, go to the fucking UK, go to a fucking WeSC store (they should give us free clothes by the way), grab a free ass CD, hop back on a fucking plane, go back to your fucking apartment and listen to that shit.

P.S. There was a bit of controversy about the Moombahton Queen title. Like people were thinking she was calling herself the queen of moombahton of fucking the UK or the world. We take no side in that argument and definitely recognize that there are many other chicks who have repped the fuck outta moombahton in the UK and all over the world. How they have so much time away from the kitchen or raising children beats the fuck outta us (SEXISM!). The title is addressed in this interview.

GO AND READ THE INTERVIEW AND GOT TO WESC AND GRAB THE MIX AND TELL THEM TO SEND US FREE CLOTHES AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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NO MOOMBAH POST TO KEEP PROVING WE AIN’T SOME FUCKING MOOMBAH ONLY BLOG   Leave a comment

Look at these to assholes. This is fucking Sto of Walmer with fucking Tittsworth at the SLOWED party that happened on Saturday in Toronto. This was a moombahton party where The Torro Torros and Sean Caff also took the crowd and shook the crowd like it wasn’t a thang. It makes perfect sense then to use this picture for a post dedicated to non-moombahton music. We’re geniuses. Whenever we fucking talk to fuckers they think we just like moombahton. We like other music. We post other music. People just send us a shitload of moombahton every fucking day that’s fresh as fuck. If fuckers wanted to send us bass music we will take it and play the fuck out of it. We like club music too. Basically just send us everything. Anyway, go grab some hot ass non moombah AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP BITCHTITS!

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BASSKETBALL   Leave a comment

The Dirty Fucking Fremchman never saw Baseketball. He was probably readings books like a bitch. You hear that kids? Only bitches read books. Don’t read. Don’t stand out by being smart. No one likes smart people. In a sense, being smart is stupid. Make that your slogan. Anyway. There has been so much shit coming out music wise that we can’t keep the fuck up. Also we like to drink. If you drink you feel like fucking puking. If you feel like fucking puking it’s hard to be funny. That’s our life. WHY DON’T YOU GO GRAB SOME FUCKING TRACKS FOR THE FUCKING WEEKEND WHILE WE CHUG WATER AND MUNCH ADVILS!

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SUPER FUCKING SOUNDCLOUD TUESDAY?   Leave a comment

Yo! Super cool time fuckers. This is Ibiza. This is life. Feel the music. I’m Dj Tiesto. Dj stands for “disc jockey”. Did you know that? It’s a a fucking rave. This is Ibiza. Feel the life. It’s a Tuesday. People are fucking connecting. They have MDMA sex. The next day they are like “What did I fuck?” That’s so Ibiza. That’s so Tiesto. My music is like crying into a pool of dreams. When people shit in Ibiza, they shit love. Literally fucking hearts come out of their assholes. It looks like Valentine’s Day all over the beach. I’m over here now:

The worst thing about the daytime is that you can’t use glow sticks. What could annoying people make use of to give light shows? Dark sticks? Like they would fucking make shit darker around them and it would be called a dark show and also sound mildly racist? All this thinking is killing the fucking vibe. That’s not what Ibiza is about. The only thing you worry about here is herpes and where you get the next line of blow. And over here you always do blow off of girls tits. It’s the law. Here are some tunes to stick up your mom’s vagina. Use them wisely. Feel the fucking energy of the dance. Become Ibiza. TUNES ARE AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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FUCKING SO HUNGOVER FUCKING SOUNDCLOUDS ARE TOO LOUD BUT GOTTA POST THEM   1 comment

Hey look at this shit here fuckers! It’s motherfucking Billy the Gent of the District of Columbia spinning musics who is a gentleman and a fucking moombahscholar. Shit is real up in here. Or rather was real. This was last night at the fucking  S L O W E D party at the Crawford in Toronto where we got to meet the fucking Torro Torroses and the Dos Mundoses and the Billy the Gentses and all the other moombahfuckers in Toronto. It was like a family picnic where all the food was booze and everyone ate too much. Here are your fucking soundclouds. Leave us alone. We are sick. Our shits are terrible. CLICK AFTER THE JUMP!

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WE’RE BACK ASSHOLES!   1 comment

What do you think this is? We just wanted to take a rest and smoke some weed for the long weekend in Canada where we celebrate Queen Victoria who is dead. The world is so needy. Don’t you fucking get it? The soundclouds are gonna always be in the sky. There is no hurry. But apparently we need to pretend that something is always going the fuck down on this fucker. So here we are, posting like clowns. Should we just shut down this blog and write instead a blog for children about how it’s their birthday and we will give them a ballon shaped like a dog? Should we make a blog about how we’ve “got your nose” or how we looked in your ear and all of a sudden there is a quarter in there? No. That’s a terrible idea. That was so stupid. Just shut up and listen to these tunes AFTER THE JUMP!

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WOULD YOU FUCK ALL OF THESE DUDES? SOME? OR NONE?   4 comments

We just done objectified ourselves. See comments on this post. Haters lick balls.

Music after the jump to make your visit worthwhile…

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Posted February 28, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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