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CLASSIC DANCEHALL VIDEO PARTY   Leave a comment

Hey fuckers! How the fuck are you? You wanna have a classic dancehall video dance party? All essential songs?ALRIGHT LET’S FUCKING GO AFTER THE JUMP!

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IT’S THE FUCKING MOOMBAHTON ON A FUCKING MONDAY   Leave a comment

Let’s just drop the pretense, drop the jokes but let’s not drop the fucking ball on this shit. What we got here is one big heaping spoonful of moombah heat. He don’t bother with a post on each track. Why waste your time? Do you want us to tell you that we like this music? Of course we fucking do. That’s why we posted it. So just check these the fuck out. Smoke a fat ass joint and enjoy the fuck out of your day. LET’S GO FUCK WITH SOME MOOMBAH GOODNESS AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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BEENIE MAN ON THE BEACH WITH BITCHES DRINKING AND PLAYING WITH TOYS IN THE BACKGROUND   Leave a comment

Posted November 28, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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FUCK FACE TUESDAYS   Leave a comment

Fucking tired like fuck. Head feels like this fucking cop car, like our brain got wrapped around a tree while we were driving. That’s life right now. Dead inside style. Whatever. This is not the time to complain. We ain’t little baby bitches always looking for their bottles and crying tears on the ground. We ain’t no warm milk drinkin’ motherfuckers. Anyway. We don’t feel like fucking entertaining you so how about you fucking just click and GRAB SOME FUCKING TUNES AFTER THE JUMP CUNT FACES!

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BEENIE MAN IS JUST TRYING TO HAVE A GOOD TIME WITH HIS FRIENDS   Leave a comment

You guys just gotta appreciate the vibe and relax guys.

WE STILL FEEL LIKE PUKING   Leave a comment

This is a picture of the fucks Gooffee basically taking people’s sense of self and smashing it to pieces like a ship is smashed against the rocks by a storm. Last night was fucking madness. There will be more pictures later. We are trying to just keep things together for now. Trying to keep food down. Trying to remember what we did (did we do something where we need to go to jail?). It was great working with fucking MANSION and you guys can see right there what Gooffee are capable of and Frandiscos well they just redefined the meaning of murder (become a fucking fan of them). Anyway, here’s some fucking tunes AFTER THE JUMP…

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THE DIRTY FRENCHMAN PRESENTS – FUCKMATAZZ VOL II: MOOMBAHFUCK or THE FUCKET LIST   Leave a comment

Here the fuck it is! FUCKMATAZZ VOL II: MOOMBAHFUCK or THE FUCKET LIST. TAKE YOUR PICK! It can be what you want it to be. One thing that it is is proof that Walmer Convenience murders moombahton like your mom murdered your dad and then told you that he left you because he doesn’t love you. We were one of the first blogs to break moombahton when that scrappy adolescent known as Munchi was still emailing people asking them to listen to his shit (happy recovery buddy). You can tweet about moombahton all you like. You can have a moombahton night and act like your are the most moombahtoniest in your city (Toronto) but you will never play it like Walmer. Mix and tracklist after THE MOTHERFUCKIN JUMP…

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