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PENETRATION THURSDAYS   Leave a comment

BAM! Walmer is inside you now fuckers! How you like that? No vaseline. Ever. That’s the way we blog shit. Inside you. “This is Walmer reporting live from your vagina. The forecast is for wet weather.” Alright. Thanks. we’ll just keep on doing a bang up job. No fucking music commentary here. No “blah blah, really has been making a mark on the scene lately, blah blah”. No. We don’t do that. That is boring as fuck. Not to say that there are many blogs that are good that do that. But a lot are shit. We shit on them. Shit on shit. Just get fucking annoyed at the complete fucking lack of originality. “Here’s my blog! I have some cool looking pictures and gifs and then I say that this person is really making a mark or is up and coming”. Lick our blog balls. Whatever. GRAB A SHITLOAD OF TUNES AFTER THE JUMP!

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DID YOU GET THE FUCKING STARFOXXX MOOMBAHTON EP YET?   1 comment

Did you get the fucking Starfoxxx Boomblast EP? No? Yes? Just fucking answer the question? What the fuck you sayin? You can’t talk back to words on your computer screen? You weak son. Step your life game up. In the fucking meantime cop this hot ass EP which we will be listening to while your mom booty claps in the corner of our room. Maybe she’s hot, maybe she’s ugly. That joke can be different for everyone. Unique experiences all around. GRAB THAT SHIT AND SAMPLE SOME OF IT AFTER THE JUMP!

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Posted July 21, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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SOUNDCLOUDS OF MURDER. ALSO, YOUR MOM.   Leave a comment

Hey there fucknuts! What is happening in your lives? Did you have a good weekend? Did you have a terrible weekend? Did you get peed on? It’s possible. Sometimes people get peed on. Sometimes they ask for it. Maybe you did. It’s alright. You are not so weird. You are definitely weird but not so weird. Like there are weirder people than you. The Dirty Frenchman probably does some weird ass shit. We don’t even want to know about his life. There are probably terrible things involved. Don’t ask. Let’s look at brighter things. There was a lot of amazing music that came out recently. Why don’t you give it a listen AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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