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SUPER FUCKING SPECIAL GUEST POST – POP CULTURE CARE PACKAGE PRESENTS: THE BRYAN ADAMS GUIDE TO UK MOOMBAHTON   5 comments

Hey, Walmer fans, Bryan Adams here! How’s it going over there in Canadialand? Actually, don’t tell me, I don’t give even 5% of a fuck. Seriously . That’s why I left that shithole to come live here in the UK, leaving you lot swimming in a massive puddle of your own chezelagnia filth until you can come to terms with the fact that you’ll never be American. Man, this place pisses on your dump – right now I’m at the vinegar strokes with that Kelly Brook lady and whoever that foxy lady is who’s in the Harry Potter films – yeah, Dame Maggie Smith. You know it. And the best thing? They give you a butler who’ll wipe the manjam from your old chap with one of the Queen’s swans while Sting holds your coat. Sweet.

Actually, I don’t know why I’m bothering to write this, I bet you’re too busy being tromboned by a grizzly bear or getting all the fucking poutine out your beard so you can get on with finishing your Wayne Gretzky fan porn. Anyway, if you could just stop licking Celine Dion’s sweaty lady marmalade off Jim Carrey’s perineum for  just one fucking second, I’d like to let you know about all the great moombahtons they got over here in that UK – well, I won’t, cos  like the rest of you idiot Canadians, I don’t actually know shit about culture, so I’ll wait for my man Pop Culture Care Package to finish drinking Pimms with Michael Caine and Kate Moss and he can tell you dumb fucks instead. Now that’s what I’m talking aboot!

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THE SEA OF SOUNDCLOUDS AND TEARFUL MEMORIES   Leave a comment

Hey bros! Come sail the seas of fuck and wonderment with us as we search the world for the golden vagina. Inside you can find soundclouds and adventure. Do you dare to go in? You have been there before. To make it in this world you have to have what it takes to get ahead. As Sir Winston Churchill once said “Pussy is the alcohol of the masses”. Do you drink it? This is the moment your life changed. Feel the music AFTER THE JUMP: Read the rest of this entry »

THE LAST TRIP TO THE TEMPLE OF PUNANIA   Leave a comment

As you walked towards the exit of the temple, you were glad that you would never have to explore your mom’s pussy again, you had found all the music you needed, or so you had thought. The true secret of the temple is that the work is never over, you will never escape your mom’s pussy. This is the music that you found inside AFTER THE JUMP:

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BURN IT DOWN!   2 comments

Bassjackers & The Partysquad – Showrocker (zshare)

This song is pretty great. It’s like a one two punch of dutch house flavour. You got your Partysquad on one side and then you got your fucking Bassjackers on the other and together they form a type of Voltron for fucking your face.

“I’m going to fuck your face.”

Voltron 1983

This shit is gonna light you on fire:

 

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