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THE MUSIC SOUNDS BETTER WITH YOUR MOM   1 comment

Hey bros! What a gwaan? How’s your mom doing? Is she good? We tried to call her but she wouldn’t pick up. We left a message. Is she still upset about the thing? We just weren’t ready for the commitment she wanted. We still have so many things that we feel we need to accomplish before we settle down.  And, well, let’s admit it, we just aren’t ready to be a dad to you. It’s too much pressure. Sorry. MUSIC AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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FUCKING THE CLOUDS OF SOUND   Leave a comment

What can we say about the Zeds Dead that Charlie Sheen has not already said so eloquently? They have some new tunage for fuckers to download. They are the Japan nuclear crisis of music except that people don’t forget that they are still going on so maybe the Japan nuclear crisis is the Zeds Dead of nuclear crises. It’s complicated. You know how it works. That’s your relationship status on Facebook. With your wife (or husband if you are the proud owner of a vagina or gay). MUSIC IS AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!!!

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TAKE THESE SOUNDCLOUDS AND SHOVE THEM IN YOUR ASS   Leave a comment

Hi there, it’s Emilio fucking Estevez. I’d like to talk to you today about fucking soundclouds. I listen to them all the time. They helped me train those Mighty Ducks. I listen to them after I hang with my bro Charles. He’s fucking crazy. He did blow off my head once. He does blow off anything. Trains, chicken, the Statue of Liberty, your mom’s tits. You name it. He does blow off of soundclouds too, these soundclouds that are AFTER THE JUMP:

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