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TAKE THESE SONGS AND CALL US IN THE MORNING FUCKERS   Leave a comment

This train is you life. The building is your dignity. Your life smashes through your dignity. What does that mean? Does it mean that one of your family members will eventually live in a trailer park? Does it mean that one day CSIs will be asking for your bodily fluids? Maybe it just means that you’ll live a normal life working at Ikea helping people to obtain and construct affordable furniture. Maybe you should just listen to these songs AFTER THE JUMP…

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HEY GUYS, JUST CHILL AND LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC   1 comment

All of you need to chill. Stop puttin that fuckin crack in your cornflakes. Enjoy the music of life. Drink wine in a park in the springtime. Throw up in a casual, relaxed way. For example, you could keep your hands in your pockets while you throw up. You’re like “I think puking in a bathroom or acting embarrassed about my puke is too formal and stuffy.” Oh and by the way we don’t always have to write some clever ass post for y’all as if that is al we have to do in life. Life. Music:

Yolanda Be Cool – Villalobos For Presidente (Dubbel Dutch Remix)

Lay It Down (Emynd Booty Bass Remix)

King Kong – Drive By (Original Mix)

Nintendo – Super Mario Theme (Artistic Raw Remix)

Sajna De Vehre (NEKI STRANAC Moombhangra Rework) – Shukshinder Shinda vs.Stas Relide vs.David Guetta

THONG SONG STILL STRONG   3 comments

Sisqo – Thong Song (Artistic Raw Bootleg) (zshare)

Sisqo is back! No he isn’t. He is far from back. Wikipedia says he is doing Celebrity Big Brother in the UK. Stay in school kids. We can laugh at him but in the end it rings hollow. He is the man behind the Thong Song, which is widely recognized as the ultimate achievement of 20th century music. Jazz, The Beatles, Stevie Wonder and Grunge music were all steps down a winding road of improvement leading to the Thong Song. Every time that Sisqo takes out the garbage at McDonalds he has a smile on his face because he knows, perhaps only he remembers, that he made the Thong Song. Sometimes Sisqo sneaks into wedding receptions and stands in the shadows observing, waiting for that moment when the his song, “the song”, comes on and great aunts and second cousins start hamming it up. It feels sometimes like his heart is gonna break out of his chest the feelings he gets are so strong.

Anyway this remix was made by a dude named Artistic Raw. Great name #sarcasm [via using twitter talk outside of twitter and you don’t even havetwitter].

Posted July 12, 2010 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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