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WEEKEND PARTY TIME FUCKFEST   Leave a comment

These people are fucking partying, who are they partying to? US FUCKERS! That’s who. We demolished 751 on Saturday like your dad demolished your mom and inpregnated her with you. That’s how we roll. At points bitches were dancing on tables and shit. Do we have photos of that? No. Are we lying then? You’ll never know. Whatever, we took a bunch of shitty pics. GO GRAB SOME FUCKING TUNES AFTER THE JUMP AND CHECK CRAPPY PICS OF THE BAD TASTE JAM! BIG UP STEVE ROCK OF THE GOOD KIDS FOR HAVING US!

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FREE CHONG X EP: DANZA DEL FUEGO   Leave a comment

This just came to us this morning. Motherfucking Chong X just sent us this. This fucker follows up his progressive and envelope pushing Toritos EP with another trip to the boundaries of moombahton & other sounds of South America. The song Angry Aztec is deep and somehow makes one feel like they are in fucking Egypt but Egypt in South America. Frantic Factory is fucking cinematic as fuck and should be the soundtrack for the movie Hugo II: Dr Rapenstein. The title Track Danza Del Fuego makes throat singing catchy and is gonna be the standout track from this while Milagros is the song you listen to while you creep up on villagers in the jungle on a moonless night. Or maybe it’s a sexy song. Who knows? But enough of this fucking description. LET’S GO GRAB THAT EP AFTER THE JUMP!

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Posted January 27, 2012 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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A SHITLOAD OF HOT TRACKS   Leave a comment

Who is this fucker? It’s Canblaster. You can hardly tell though. We could have said it was Skrillex or Paul Oakenfold. No one would know. But it’s Canblaster. We saw him on New Year’s Eve in Toronto thanks to the Mansions. They just amass killer lineups for parties. Check them out if you are in town somehow. That Canblaster is a chill dude and awesome dj. Fucking boy wonder musical genius. Anyway, why talk about shit when we can just listen to some fucking tracks and download them and then play them when we have someone over to our place to have sex. GO GET SOME MUSIC AFTER THE JUMP!

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NEW YEAR/NEW BASS   Leave a comment

Don’t know what the fuck that picture is supposed to be. Like is it the Moon hitting the Earth or is it like Uranus? Is that how it ends? We are hit by Uranus? Your anus? Fuck. Or maybe nothing will happen. Maybe you will still have to work at your dead end job for the next 20 years. Maybe there will be no end. You will still be single in 2012. Did you ever imagine that there would be an apocalypse and society would crumble and that you wouldn’t have to go to fucking work and maybe you would join some rebel group and be a hero/finally step up your game? It might never happen. You may not become some kind of post-apocalyptic fuckmaster/hero.

In the meantime why don’t we go out and grab some fucking bass music and remember the peeps we lost in 2011. LET’S GO FUCKING DO THIS SHIT AFTER THE JUMP!

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THE SOUNDCLOUDS YOU FOUND IN THE TOILET   1 comment

It was just a normal time in the toilet for you. You were like “What could go wrong? I’m just doing some blow and getting the fuck out of here just like every lunchtime.” You wanted peace and quiet. You didn’t want your friends to walk in. But you heard something. You heard noises coming from the toilet. No one was taking a shit. It didn’t make sense. You looked in. You discovered the secret. The toilet was filled with soundclouds. It didn’t make sense but it did. You were dancing to the beat. Doing blow to the beat. You went back to work and had the best fucking day of your life. Printed out so many fucking files. But what were the soundclouds that you heard? GO GRAB THE FUCK OUT OF THOSE SOUNDCLOUDS AFTER THE JUMP!

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WALMER PRESENTS: THE MUNCHI INTERVIEW WITH OBLIGATORY EXCLUSIVE TRACK!   7 comments

We recently had a great opportunity at the Walmer Convenience Musical Blog. Can you guess what it was? Duh! We got to interview that fucker Munchi! That’s the fucking title of the post, get with it. We’re really excited to interview this dude who everyone is saying is gonna be the next big thing. It must pretty fucking awesome and pretty fucking tiring to hear that shit. We don’t give a shit about the hype though, the reason we care is that this dude is one of the few people who have made music that has blown our fucking minds. When The Dirty Frenchman first heard the moombahton track Sandungueo he was high as fuck and supposed to meet up with his girlfriend for a fucking date. Once he heard it he could not stop playing that shit over and over again. That was not only the first Munchi track he had ever heard but it was also the first moombahton track. He got so into that shit that he came like half an hour late for his date and got in shit and didn’t get laid. That whole Munchi Moombahton Promo EP was like BOOM! There is a whole new world! It was one of those fucking moments you always remember.

If you don’t know the story of Munchi you can look it up. We’re not his fucking biographers. All you need to know is that at that point in his life he was just some dude sending emails to people asking them to post his tracks and being super fucking thankful that you did. That was back in early 2010. In a year and a half there have been some ups and downs but that fucker is now one of the hottest and in demand producers of Electronic Dance Music in the world, having worked or working with some of the biggest names. The great thing about him is that he is still humble as fuck, still talks to average ass joes like us and still genuinely loves fucking music and will talk about it to anyone who asks him. The man can best be described as a musical scholar having observed or participated in a number of recent musical movements. He is concerned not just with the music itself but with the culture of the music. Are people using a music to it’s highest potential? Is the movement creating a lasting genre or the latest hipster style for 6 months? Basically how can we make things better? Did we also mention the dude is only 22 years old? (What have we done with our lives?) But fuck, if we write anything else we’ll fucking spoil it so let’s just let Munchi speak for himself and then we’ll have links to most of his most important work up until now. He’s also given us the privilege of hosting AN EXCLUSIVE TRACK! (WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!) The most amazing part is that most of his shit is fucking free! GO READ THE INTERVIEW AND GRAB CLASSIC MUNCHI TRACKS EVEN THOUGH YOU SHOULD HAVE THEM ALREADY AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP! EXCLUSIVE TRACK “FUCK THIS” IS AT THE END! THE SONG IS TRAP-MOOMBAHTON AND IS HARD AS FUCK. TRACK GONNA TAKE OVER!

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WAYA WAYA’S FREE NATURA EP IS WHAT’S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW WITH YOU   Leave a comment

“Hey broseph, what are you saying right now?”

“Not much man. Just listening to the Waya Waya Natura EP I got for fucking free from Cocobass Records website.”

“Sounds swaggariffic. What the fuck is it like?”

“LOL! It’s like Avatar mixed with Apocalypto mixed with Eyes Wide Shut mixed with a good dream.”

“That sounds quite boring and uninteresting to me.”

“Are you a fucking idiot?”

“Well I prefer to be humble but, and this is just from what others have told me but, yes.”

“Oh fuck, ok that makes sense”

“Can I still listen to the Waya Waya Natura Ep with you even though the fact that it’s good makes me not really interested in hearing it?”

“Why certainly asshole. We can GO FUCKING LISTEN TO IT AND EVEN DOWNLOAD IT BECAUSE IT’S FUCKING FREE AFTER THE JUMP!”

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