Can we talk the fuck about this after the fucking jump?
So yeah like this is the newest fucking video by dancehall dude Ding Dong. The song is an ad for Snapback brand hats. Just like with the whole Clarks thing Snapback is probably completely ungrateful that this shit was made. But we don’t give a fuck about Snapback hats. We are more interested in what the fuck Magnum Tonic Wine is! What the fuck is Magnum Tonic Wine? Did you click on that link so we’re on the same page? First, one thing, why the fuck is it called “tonic wine”. What is this? 1874? Who calls shit that? Otherwise this is the best thing ever! We wanna be sponsored by Magnum Tonic Wine. What other energy drink puts out porno calendars? They have people FUCKING on their logo: