Archive for December 12, 2011

NO MOOMBAH POST TO KEEP PROVING WE AIN’T SOME FUCKING MOOMBAH ONLY BLOG   Leave a comment

Look at these to assholes. This is fucking Sto of Walmer with fucking Tittsworth at the SLOWED party that happened on Saturday in Toronto. This was a moombahton party where The Torro Torros and Sean Caff also took the crowd and shook the crowd like it wasn’t a thang. It makes perfect sense then to use this picture for a post dedicated to non-moombahton music. We’re geniuses. Whenever we fucking talk to fuckers they think we just like moombahton. We like other music. We post other music. People just send us a shitload of moombahton every fucking day that’s fresh as fuck. If fuckers wanted to send us bass music we will take it and play the fuck out of it. We like club music too. Basically just send us everything. Anyway, go grab some hot ass non moombah AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP BITCHTITS!

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LEDOOM IS…DOOMBAH! BUY IT THE FUCK NOW ASSHOLES!   1 comment

Hey assfaces. Are you enjoying your morning? Does that even make sense to you? Is it even the morning where you are? Go to where it’s fucking morning. Are you there? Good. This came out on fucking Friday of last week but we are slow ass bitches so we are telling you about it now. What is Doombah? How does it compare to moombah? Why don’t we ask a fucking scientist?

Walmer: What are you working on?

Scientist: A better AIDS

Walmer: What is the difference between Moombah & Doombah?

Scientist: I don’t fucking know. Do I look like I give a shit about that stuff? Get the fuck outta here!

Alright well that failed. Scientists are assholes. Fuck those nerds. All you need to know that these tracks are gonna knock your socks off, knock girls’ panties off and if you played them at your office they would punch your fucking boss in the face. Boom. BUY THAT MOOMBAH DOOMBAH GOODNESS AFTER THE JUMP AND TASTE THE TEASER MIX IF YOU NEED TO BE CONVINCED MORE YOU FUCKING WEAK ASSHATS!

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Posted December 12, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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