Archive for December 2011

WHAT TO DO NEW YEAR’S EVE AND NEW YEAR’S DAY IN TORONTO   Leave a comment

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Posted December 31, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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PRE NEW YEAR MOOMBAHTON PRE CUM   Leave a comment

What is this building doing? It’s cuming. That’s what the fuck it’s doing. That’s what you’re gonna do when you hear all the moombahton tracks we got in this post. You will be like “I’m cuming like a building!” and everyone will think you got personal problems. That will be your New Year’s. Kicking off 2012 with a bang. It doesn’t really matter since the fucking Mayas are gonna kill you soon anyway. But before you go, you’ll have good ass tunes. LET’S FUCKING DO THIS! GRAB THE FUCK OUT OF SOME MOOMBAHTON AFTER THE JUMP!

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JUKE YEARS?   Leave a comment

What the fuck is this? Is this a juke New Year? It is! Why? Why not. Does this mean that Santa Clause is gonna dance like a motherfuck for the holidays? Yes. How does the Juke New Year work? YOU CLICK AFTER THE JUMP AND YOU FUCKING DOWNLOAD ALL THE TRACKS!

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FREE MOOMBAHTON EP! MOOMBAHTON MASSIVE VII – THE LEGEND OF FUCK   Leave a comment

Hey assholes! You want some moombah? Free moombah? Dj Sabo and the Sol Selectas are back with Moombahton Massive VII – The Legend of Fuck. Are you ready for an incredible journey into the depths of moombahton? Sabo and crew penetrate as deep as possible with this one and ends up inpregnating you with the need to get sweaty. What are you waiting for? Are you just gonna stand there OR ARE YOU GONNA GO GRAB THE FUCK OUTTA MOOMBAHTON MASSIVE VII AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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Posted December 23, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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EL CUCO STRIKES AGAIN: 357 MAGNUM IS…GOJIRA   Leave a comment

What do you do on the day before the Christmas holidays begin? YOU GET THE FUCKING .357 MAGNUM GOJIRA  EP! That’s right fuckers! El Cuco is back like the chick you got pregnant last summer. Not only do you have an amazing as fuck original track on this bitch but you also have remixes from those crazy Sazon Booya dudes and ETC!ETC!. So what do you do now? Do you cry like a bitch? Why would you do that? You’re weird. No. You click after the jump, you stream the tracks and then you buy that shit on Beatport. GO CLICK AFTER THE JUMP FOR SOME MOOMBAH MADNESS ASSFUCKS!

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THIS JUST IN: KILLABITS MOOMBAHCORE FUCKFEST   Leave a comment

Who the fuck are the Killabits? They’re fucking bass dudes from Toronto. We’ve probably seen these fuckers around places. Never met the dudes. They’ve been a big part of the Bassmentality jams (legendary jams that we never go to because we gotta work like a bunch of fucking losers, shit is every Wednesday). Definitely keep an eye out for these fucks. Shit is up and coming. Fuckers toured with Figure. As part of some Jewish Christmas thing they’re dropping jams every fucking day more than your mom drops her pants. CHECK THAT SHIT. Right now we got a fucking moombahcore remix of Noisa. GO GRAB IT AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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NEW FUCKING MOOMBAH   4 comments

What if we just did a fucking moombahton mega post? Is that what you dream of other than wealth and sex? Well we can’t give you fucking money and we sure as hell ain’t gonna fuck you but we got a SHITLOAD of moombah for you! So what do you want from us? More funny shit? No. We gonna go right in like these bitches with guns probably go right in. They don’t make jokes. GO GRAB SO MUCH MOOMBAHTON AFTER THE JUMP YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!

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