Archive for November 2011

JON KWEST PUT OUT A SHITLOAD OF FREE MUSIC RECENTLY   Leave a comment

This happened like a fucking week or more ago (our life is fucking quickly slipping through our fingers). Don’t know if you fuckers got it but if you didn’t well, here it is. Enjoy it. It’s a bunch of great edits of popular tracks into moombahton form. We are not even gonna fucking tell what tracks they are. Not for a special fucking reason. We just don’t really know. He listed them somewhere. We’re to fucking lazy to look them up. Oh! Fuck wait. There they are. Alright well them listen to a whole fucking mix of all his “Special ReKwest” edits and them fucking download them all. For fucking free. AFTER THE JUMP YOU STUPID FAT FUCKS!

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SAZON BOOYA IS: MOONLIGHT   Leave a comment

If you know fucking Sazon Booya you know they are on some sick shit. Like they make you puke but you are enjoying your life because the tunes are so banging hot. Puking the puke of life. Dancing the dance of life. Party time. Anyway. They put out a new EP yesterday on Rot10 Musik and it’s hot like fuck. Moombahton madness. Why don’t you stop reading this shit AND CLICK AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP TO BUY THIS AND GRAB A FREE TRACK AND PREVIEW THE FUCK OUT OF IT AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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Posted November 30, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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WAYA WAYA’S FREE NATURA EP IS WHAT’S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW WITH YOU   Leave a comment

“Hey broseph, what are you saying right now?”

“Not much man. Just listening to the Waya Waya Natura EP I got for fucking free from Cocobass Records website.”

“Sounds swaggariffic. What the fuck is it like?”

“LOL! It’s like Avatar mixed with Apocalypto mixed with Eyes Wide Shut mixed with a good dream.”

“That sounds quite boring and uninteresting to me.”

“Are you a fucking idiot?”

“Well I prefer to be humble but, and this is just from what others have told me but, yes.”

“Oh fuck, ok that makes sense”

“Can I still listen to the Waya Waya Natura Ep with you even though the fact that it’s good makes me not really interested in hearing it?”

“Why certainly asshole. We can GO FUCKING LISTEN TO IT AND EVEN DOWNLOAD IT BECAUSE IT’S FUCKING FREE AFTER THE JUMP!”

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NEW FUCKING MUSIC TO MAKE YOU COOL   1 comment

You all want to be cool. All of you fuckers. Admit it. Even if you say you don’t care about being cool it’s just so that you can look cool. You can’t escape. So if that’s your fucking goal than why don’t we watch this video from Malcolm Jamal Warner of TV’s the Cosby Show. You will definitely be fucking cool if you do these things. Especially if you are an adult.

Alright now we’re totally fucking ready to take on the world!

But now that you have this new swag, you need some good tunes to go with it. GO GRAB THOSE FUCKING TUNES AFTER THE JUMP FUCKERS!

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BEENIE MAN ON THE BEACH WITH BITCHES DRINKING AND PLAYING WITH TOYS IN THE BACKGROUND   Leave a comment

Posted November 28, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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I WAS ON A DATE AND CHILLING WITH MY FAMILY AND KHAGO WAS SINGING IN THE BACKGROUND CREEPING ME OUT   Leave a comment

Posted November 28, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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MOVADO IS READY TO SETTLE   Leave a comment

Sure buddy. That’s exactly how you feel.

Posted November 28, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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