Archive for October 18, 2011

SCION™ (A DIVISION OF TOYOTA MOTOR CORPORATION) PRESENTS: NADASTROM’S EL BAILE DIABLUMA EP   Leave a comment

The Dirty Frenchman doesn’t own a fucking car. He hasn’t even driven one for like 13 years. He’s an idiot. Why does this matter? Well because even though most people in the demographic who would download this are not as idiotic as The Dirty Frenchman and have probably driven in the 21st century, they are probably not likely to buy a fucking car. Hopefully they’re also not likely to be like “Oh cool, Scion made a moombahton CD. I need to buy a Scion and stick my dick up the tailpipe and give it 108 thrusts per minute.”. It ain’t the dude in Brooklyn who’s gonna buy a Scion. It’s a fucking high school French teacher in Schenectady. But whatever. Who are we to complain when they get Nadastrom, Munchi, Tittsworth and Sabo on one disc (or phonograph or zune or whatever the kids call them)? And it’s good. Munchi tears her up moombahcore style. The Nadastroms are on point. Tittsworth earns his titts. But don’t take our word for it. Hear that Munchi track your own damn self and download that fucker AFTER THE JUMP ASSHOLES!

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FIGURE: MONSTERS OF DRUMSTEP 2   2 comments

Who is Figure? Why do you ask? Do you want to fuck him? You don’t need to know anything about him other than one important fact: he makes bass to melt your fucking face off. Yes. If you listen to his fucking music you will need to bring at least 6 or 7 extra faces. Otherwise you’ll be fucking faceless. And people will be fucking scared of you. But enough about you and your fucking problems. Let’s talk about Monsters of Drumstep 2. What does it fucking mean? It means 6 songs of pure bass wonder that are inspired by fucking monsters. The 4 remixes by fuckers are hot too. In this uncertain economy you are making a sound investment with this shit. Find a link to get a FREE TRACK, buy that shit and test some fucking streams AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP ASSFUCKS!

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Posted October 18, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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