IT’S THE FUCKING DJ MELO STAR TIME EP. FUCKING GET IT OR GET YOUR ASS OUTTA TOWN   1 comment

You and Bill Cosby had only been driving for 3 fucking hours but you already had nothing left to say to each other. All he wanted to talk about were fucking pudding pops and you were like “Do mother fuckers still make that shit?”.

And he just kept on going on and on about that shit and talked about all the different kinds and then fucking talked about what would have been good flavours for that shit but they never made them. You were just answering in ways like “sure” and “oh yeah?”. At some point he just tired himself the fuck out. He had talked about every possible flavour and fucking flavour combo possible. Now you just kept on driving down the road looking at the empty fucking desert and Bill Cosby would fucking mumble shit under his breath every now and then and you would be like “What’s that?” and he would be like “Nothing man. Don’t worry about it”.

You would never have chosen to be in a car with Bill Cosby. But you had no fucking choice. You were the only two fuckers in town that never bought the Dj Melo Star Time EP and the rule was that you had to leave. So you were stuck together now in this 1998 Buick Regal. You regretted now that you had not gone to Beatport and picked up this collection of 6 original heaters and 3 remixes by some of the best fucking minds working in moombahton today. It was such a small cost compared to a lifetime on the road with Bill Cosby saying stupid shit all fucking day. But it was too late. Or was it? GO FIND THE LINK TO BUY THIS SHIT AND GET TWO FREE FUCKING TRACKS AND SAMPLE THE WHOLE EP AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP FUCKERS!

BUY IT HERE ASSHOLES!

TRY IT HERE:

2 FREE ASS SONGS!

DJ Melo, ‘Topless Riddim’

 

NOW GRAB AN EXCLUSIVE PREVIOUSLY UNRELEASED DJ MELO REMIX OF MEXICANS WITH GUNS HERE!

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Posted October 11, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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One response to “IT’S THE FUCKING DJ MELO STAR TIME EP. FUCKING GET IT OR GET YOUR ASS OUTTA TOWN

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  1. it star time fo sho!

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