Archive for September 14, 2011

STRINGER BELL WILL FUCK YOUR GIRL   Leave a comment

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THE TORRO TORROS’ VIDEO   Leave a comment

Nips. Modern Dance. Blow everywhere. Blue paint.

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THIS IS WHAT YOU NEED TO DO SEPT 24TH IN TORONTO!   Leave a comment

CLICK ATTENDING ON THE FACEBOOK HERE!

¡EXCLUSIVE NEW TRACK FROM GLOBAL BASS LEGEND UNCLE MURDA FT RAPPERS MEEK MILL & CORY GUNZ!   Leave a comment

Global bass master Uncle Murda continues his collaboration with rap artists on this track. It is a testament to his versatility that he is able to seamlessly go between the rap and global bass genres without missing a step. Go grab his track with Meek Mill and Cory Gunz AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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WEDNESDAY MOOMBAHTON PLUNDER & BUGGERY   1 comment

You took fucking drugs. You went to a museum. You couldn’t understand what the fuck was going on. You threw up everywhere. Everyone was pissed. They banned you from the museum for life. Now you can’t get fucking art smart. You walked down the fucking street. You slipped on a piece of runny dog shit. You twisted your fucking ankle. while you were on the ground crying like a bitch you saw a place. It was another museum. A moombahton museum. You went inside. You heard these fucking tracks that are AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP ASSCLOWNS!

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DRANKENSTEIN, FRANKENSTEIN, FUCKENSTEIN   Leave a comment


Yeah, fuck you. We already fucking know so you can shut the fuck up. We know this mixtape came out already a long time ago (a week?) and your mom sent it to you in an email forward so you know it’s already so popular that’s it’s totally not cool to like this and you’ll be like “Walmer are a bunch of slow stupid assholes” but there is a reason. The reason is that Bird fucking Peterson has finally released unmixed versions of the songs on this mixtape. What you fuckers don’t know is that we would have had a lot of trouble putting up just a mixtape. We basically put up only our mixtapes with few exceptions. Why would we want the spotlight on other djs? We’re greedy and needy. Praise and recognition are our food. Now that you fuckers can actually download fucking songs, we’ll put it up. So go get the mixtape and the unmixed tracks assfuckers AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP:

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Posted September 14, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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