Archive for September 6, 2011

SOME MIXTAPES FOR YOUR ASSES   Leave a comment

Hey you fucking monarchists! Time to put your listening hats on and maybe your dancing hats and listen to these mixtapes from some icons of bass music. Who are they? What do they want? NO SPOILERS! Just dive the fuck in. These guys will teach you how to dj. Not as well as we would but we can’t dj everyday at all times. GO GRAB EM AFTER THE JUMP ASSMUNCHERS!

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TUESDAYS OF MURDER AND VAGINA   Leave a comment

Hey assmasters! What the fuck is good in the motherfucking hood? Did you see that fucking picture up there? That’s gonna be the right place for you to go on Sept 23rd in Toronto. Nowhere else. Do not accept imitations. If doesn’t say Walmer Fucking Convenience on the box then ain’t gonna be no Walmer Fucking Convenience inside. Probably gonna be some kinda shit. Anyway, go to this shit, pay your $5, see Yo Ev from The Torro Torros, see Daddy Maysr from that Montreal place, and see the Dj Caff who’s a good dude who can drop more party tunes on your heads than a flock of seagulls could drop shit on you. But what about the music? What will that shit be like? Well maybe it will be a bit like this shit AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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