Archive for August 25, 2011

UPDATE ON WORST PEICE OF SHIT SONG EVER!   1 comment

REMEMBER THIS?:

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1V4mlaF_UU%5D

Listen to this!:

Dj Antoine vs Timati feat. Kalenna – Welcome to St.Tropez (ICS Wackbahton EDIT)

WACKBAHTON IS THE FUTURE

Posted August 25, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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MISSED MOOMBAH EP: KAROLINA EP   Leave a comment

The Dirty Frenchman remembers his early years of masturbation. They were years of lust and shame. There was this one girl he remembers distinctly from his grade 8 class who had tits before all the others and he used to just spend his time staring at them and then going home and jerking off repeatedly, maybe 3 or 7 times. Masturbation was probably his number one pastime for many years, at least up to his early 20s and remains a hobby of his. There was one time in that grade 8 year that he told his best friend that he masturbated and that friend looked at him with such disgust and judgment that The Dirty Frenchman felt like the biggest piece of garbage in the world. This EP, even though it is dedicated to David “Starfoxxx” Beltran stalking a chick reminds The Dirty Frenchman more of those early pioneering days of masturbation when you always felt like a creep and you would have to do it in the bathroom during a shower or maybe pretend you were taking a shit but all the while feeling like a creep and half enjoying/half being terrified because maybe your mom will walk in or knock on you door and you will have to answer back with your dick in your hands about how you will be down for supper in a minute. Anyway. ENJOY THAT SHIT AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP BITCH BABIES!

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WORST PEICE OF SHIT SONG EVER   Leave a comment

Saw this shit on French TV. Shame.

Posted August 25, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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LONELY TUNES FOR LITTLE BITCHES   Leave a comment

Hello. Are you a baby? Do you need us to warm some milk up for you and put it in a bottle? Little baby gonna cry? Are you tired? Do you need to go to your crib? It’s too high for baby to reach to get in. Are you scared? Will the soundclouds help you? Are you cold? Are you hungry? Go to bed. Listen to music. AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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MISSED MOOMBAH EP: MOOMBAHTON MASSIVE V   Leave a comment

Hey little bitches. How is your fucking life? Is it good? Do you get along with you parents? Why do we ask? No reason. Honestly. No fucking reason. Those questions have nothing to do with this new EP Moombahton Massive V compiled by the Dj Sabo (not Sabbo) that came out while we were having a fucking vacation as if the world doesn’t revolve around us. It’s a good ass EP. It’s got some sick ass tunes coming out of it. But don’t take our fucking word. No. We are usually liars. Have a fucking listen yourself. GO GRAB IT AND TASTE IT’S RAINBOW AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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