Archive for August 3, 2011

EXCLUSIVE GUAPO FEO SONG FOR YOUR STUPID ASSES   2 comments

This guy. We just took his facebook profile pic without asking. Some of you fucks may know him as Guapo Feo. Some of you fucks know him as Barney Iller. Maybe, there are cunts out there who know him as Brilla. He has three names for each style he fucks with. He’s from fucking Brooklyn New York City. Don’t know what fucking neighbourhood he’s from. Crown Heights? Brownsville? Bed-Stuy? Those are the main ones we remember from 90’s rap songs. All you really need to know is this man produces fire. Don’t bring his fucking songs to a dry area. It will set the whole place ablaze.

FIND ALL HIS FUCKING TRACKS UNDER HIS ALIASES AND MOST OF ALL AN EXCLUSIVE MOOMBAH MONSTER THE FAT CATS IN WASHINGTON DIDN’T WANT YOU TO HEAR. AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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YOUR GIRLFRIEND USED TO SLEEP WITH THESE SONGS   1 comment

Whose song is Rihanna listening to? Is she listening to the moombahton? Is she listening to the juke? What about the fucking drumstep? “Hi, my names is Rihanna. I like make drumstep play in mines ears.” That’s the way it would be. What would you do if your girlfriend stated liking drumstep? Would you have it play in the background while you guys fuck? Would you play chopped and screwed while you fucked? If you did would it take you 4 hours or 6 to finish? Anyway. Just listen to these songs and imagine Rihanna was in your class in high school. GO GET THEM AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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