4 SONGS AND A FUNERAL   Leave a comment

Remember in the early 90’s Andie McDowell was in like every movie and Bill Murray fucked her and Hugh Grant and other fuckers like maybe Gerard Depardieu. Or maybe you were not born yet and in that case you scare us and we are old. On the bright side you would be able to relate because she dressed like all the fucking chicks do now. So really nothing has changed. Today is the 1990’s and the 1990’s were the 2010’s. Pogs are still cool too right? Always cool. Never go out of style. How about we listen to some music after the fucking jump that is varied and not just of one style. Click that fucking link assholes. Do it. Pussies.

Haha! There are no soundclouds here!

Check it!

This one is the new song of a generation:

Mr Ghetto – Walmart (mediafire)

This song sounds like you took Tonka Trucks and shoved them up your girlfriend’s pussy and then you played a song using those trucks inside her pussy as a musical instrument:

Gyptian – Nuh Stress Mi (mediafire)

This one sounds like there are too many Beyonces and they are having a party that is too loud:

Beyonce – Till The End of Time (mediafire)

This one sounds like you are in the bad part of Jacksonville Florida in the show The Walking Dead:

Bare – Grylls (mediafire)

This next one sounds like you were at the International Tournament of Clapping of the World and it was held in Kingston Jamaica and your best friend won and then an orgy broke out but there was no champagne:

Mr Lexx – Get Down (mediafire)

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