Archive for May 20, 2011

SOUNDCUNTS   Leave a comment

Hey bros! How many guitars do you need for your band? You don’t have enough. We can only count six. What kind of music do you fuckin’ make? Acoustic horsestep? That’s pretty slammin’. Those are fucking crazy horsestep costumes. Is that the new trend in clothing that identifies one as a genuine horsetepper who just fucking horsesteps all over the place and plays guitar until you puke? Wow, music is always changing so rapidly it’s hard to keep up. What are the soundclouds that you guys would recommend to the aspiring horsestepping kids out there? These ones? The one that are AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP? Cool bros.

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OLD UNCLE MURDA MIXTAPE FOUND IN OSAMA BIN LADEN’S COMPOUND   Leave a comment

The CIA has just released more information on the things that were found in Osama Bin Laden’s compound and this long hidden Uncle Murda global bass mixtape was discovered on one of the laptops. A listen to this mixtape cements Uncle Murda as the heir to the legacy of Spoek Mathambo. Will he be on the next Major Lazer mixtape?

DOWNLOAD THE MIXTAPE HERE!

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