Archive for April 9, 2011

YOU DON’T WEAR A T-SHIRT LIKE THIS. IT WEARS YOU.   1 comment

Ladies and gentlemen this right here is the Cadillac of t-shirts. If you grew up in the ghetto, spent your time doing all you could to be the best at basketball, got drafted to the NBA right out of high school and got offered $50 million before you turned 20 years old then this is the shirt that you wear. You don’t wear this shirt if you’re the fucking manager at Burger King not even if you’re the manager at KFC which is slightly more prestigious (face the truth Burger King). No sir. This shirt says “I made it”. Be somebody AFTER THE JUMP!…

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