Archive for March 30, 2011

WHAT IS BEST?   2 comments

MAKE YOUR CHOICE! IF YOU DON’T MAKE YOUR CHOICE THEN YOU CAN’T COMPLAIN ABOUT THE RESULT. PUT DEMOCRACY INTO ACTION AFTER THE JUMP:

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Posted March 30, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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IT’S A PARTY Y’ALL   1 comment

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GO TO THE NIGHTCLUB AND KILL SPOEK MATHOMBO   Leave a comment

Not really.

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Posted March 30, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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SOUNDCLOUDS THAT VISIT YOU IN THE NIGHT   Leave a comment

When I fucking won my Las Vegas Film Critics Society Award for Best Supporting Actor because I played in the fucking Hours, Chicago and Gangs of New York I never let it get to my fucking head. No way. The only thing that gets to my head is blow and pussy. By the way, I John C Reilly, guest blogger for the third time at the Walmer Convenience blog. I bought this jaunty fucking hat so that chicks would look at me and say “That guy gives a fuck, but he doesn’t give a fuck, but he also cares” and you know what that means: bango! That’s like the new catch phrase I’m working on and trying to fit in all my conversations. It’s a mix of “bingo” and “bang” and you’re supposed to say it when you know for sure a chick is ready to fuck, or if a chick just did a line of blow off your dick. You just go like: Bango!. You get it? Fuck! How many times do I have to explain it to people? Anyway, here’s some fucking tunes AFTER THE JUMP:

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WATCH OUT KIDS!   Leave a comment

Posted March 30, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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